Blue Sun Room FICTION - PARODY

That Place of Nothingness

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

Like many others, I was amazed that the vilest villain in the Buffyverse could be played by the same actor who gave us the greatest hero. This was supposed to be a funny piece about how Mal became Caleb. I guess my own misery at the loss of "Firefly" just took over.
This fanfic is written in shooting script form.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 5519    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Disclaimer: “Firefly”, “Buffy” and these characters were created by Joss Whedon.

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THAT PLACE OF NOTHING

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**TEASER

EXT. Wide shot. Planet at night. Zoom into scrapyard, full of rusting spaceships, some whole, others in pieces. Zoom in closer to reveal straggle of people carrying torches and baskets walking between the old vehicles, apparently looking for something.

Close up onto SERENITY. Looking very much the worse for wear. Big hole blown out of her side.

Close up on MAL's distraught face as he recognizes her. Pan to ZOE watching him carefully, then KAYLEE who crumples into tears, covering her face with her hands. WASH looks stunned. RIVER clings to SIMON whose eyes speak of losing home for a second time. BOOK closes his eyes in a silent prayer as JAYNE spits angrily onto the dusty ground. After a moment's hesitation, INARA approaches MAL from behind and touches his arm. He looks her in the eye for a few seconds, like he's about to say something, before blinking hard twice, and stepping away from her. He stalks off purposefully towards the partly open cargo bag door and after exchanging anxious glances the rest of the crew follow him. One by one they squeeze onto the ship and disappear from view.

**END OF TEASER

* * * TITLE MUSIC: FIREFLY THEME * * *

**ACT ONE

INT. CARGO BAY. Almost pitch black, except for torchlight which picks out the skeleton of stairs and walkways. And the enormous tear in the hull.

MAL switches off his torch and bounds up the stairs, two at a time. He doesn't need light to find his way around his boat but is illuminated from below by the others' torches.

RIVER (face ghostly white in the half-light, eyes round with terror, in a halting whisper to SIMON): Don't ... let him go... first.

SIMON (reassuring): It's OK, River. He knows his way.

The rest of the crew follow MAL cautiously up the stairs.

INT. THE MESS. Also very dark, except for torchlight.

MAL places two wine bottles on the dining table and pulls out his chair at

Comments
Tuesday, 16 March 2004 17:24
Whoa--that was downright creepifyin', Kis!

Just the thought of Serenity broken beyond repair makes me sad.
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:08
Creepy. Absolutely creepy.

Good job!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:06
Trying to avoid redundancy, but the available synonyms for "creepy" don't really cover it. Very nice (in a made-my-skin-crawl sort of way) - also sad, yet satisfying, that Serenity would give her life (so to speak) saving her crew. HurrySundown
Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:17
This was good but oh my, how I ached at the demise of our Cappy's beloved boat. Sniff. And neat to have that reminder of Reavers right at the gorram end. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Tuesday, 23 March 2004 16:47
morbid and creepifying I got no problems with.

Good work!
Sunday, 09 May 2004 20:19
This is in the wrong genre. It should be in 'horror' instead of 'parody'... I thought it would be funny and then it's all creepyfying instead...

I like it!
Monday, 10 May 2004 08:59
entertaining,short and quite good.
needed a bit more darkness in mals turning into caleb, other wise good.
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:20
Very clever!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 01 June 2005 12:19
Parody is, by definition, a humorous imitation of another's style. This is NOT parody. It has good moments, but overall is dark and depressing without a clear point why, and frustratingly unfinished.

Please recategorize this story. It's very unfair to fans who are hoping for something upbeat to encounter this. :(

Friday, 21 October 2005 18:41
oh shut up, the lot of you. this was good an' there is such a thing as dark humour, so quit yer bellyachin'!
Friday, 09 March 2007 16:14
*claps and cries* That was the best thing i have ever read!

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