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Setting: : Shortly after my story, Too Little, Too Late

Who and What: Kaylee’s curiosity leads to a deal between her and Jayne involving a small personal appliance. Seriously adult – you have been warned.

Buzz Off

It all started with a conversation.

Jayne and Kaylee were sittin’ side by side on the catwalk, legs danglin’ into space over the cargo bay deck.

“So, how do you do it?” She asked him.

Not like she didn’t know what fellas did, but everybody was different, and Jayne was way more different than most. Kaylee was always curious, especially about anythin’ havin’ to do with sex.

“Huh?” He looked somewhat taken aback. ”Whaddaya mean?”

Kaylee leaned closer to his shoulder and spoke out of the side of her mouth, all impish lookin’. “I mean, when we can’t hook up for a few days and you get the urge, just what exactly are you off doin’ all by your lonesome in that bunk?”

Jayne raised an eyebrow, unsure how to respond.

“Don’t suppose I ever had anybody ask me that question before.” He pondered a minute. “You wanna know how I jack off?” He looked a little incredulous, a little embarrassed.

“Yep”

All cheery-like, as if she’d just asked him how he took his coffee. “Yep, that’s what I’m askin’. Guess everybody does it different. We been sweeties, what, maybe two months now, and I ain’t ever seen what you do.”

“Well, hell, Kaylee, I ain’t never seen you do it either.” Sure would like to, though…

The topic under discussion began to affect Jayne’s physiology and he shifted to make it less obvious.

“Look, Jayne, you know all sorts a stuff about me, about my family, stuff I done before. I just ain’t ever asked you much about you. Figured you’d tell me whe