Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I just like to make fun of them.

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"I see Spiders, I see Ants, I see Simon's underpants!"

"River!" Simon quickly covered himself up with a small towel from the peeping eyes of his giggling sister. He was just changing into his night clothes when she suddenly appeared in his room.

"River, shouldn't you be asleep by now?"

"Wasn't tired, wanted to play!" She then hopped onto his bed.

"Mei-mei, I'm really tired, I just want to go to sleep."

"Okay! Let's go to sleep". River then started pulling up his bed covers over herself.

"River, you have your own room to sleep in."

"I'm lonely. Let's sleep together like we used to."

"We haven't done that since we were kids."

"Have a lot of catching up to do then!"

Sighing, Simon sat down on the edge of his bed. "It's not appropriate."

"Why?"

Simon didn't feel like repeating his explanation to her why brothers and sisters couldn't get married. It was only a few months ago but that was a conversation he didn't want to repeat ever again. He didn't look forward to the future when he might have his own kids that he had to give the *talk* to.

"Let's play!" With a suprising quickness she lept from the covers and tackled him. Since he was in the middle of changing when his sister, (sigh) *jumped* him, Simon realized with horror that only a thin cotten night gown was standing between him and his sister.

"Remember when we used to wrestle when we were younger? But you always won because you were so much bigger than me. But I'm bigger now too!"

Simon gently but firmly grabbed his struggling sister's arms and pushed her off of him. Then mustering as much dignity as he could he quickly grabbed his dropped towel.

"River, you're a big girl now. So you should go to your own room, in your own bed and go to sleep by yourself."

"Boring!" She then started pouting. Simon sighed, she could be such a brat sometimes. Suddenly her eye caught something shiny on his