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Dino Tales: Burning Love

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

A young compy pines away. This can't possibly lead to something going wrong....

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3830    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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A/N: I don't own 'em, I just play with 'em.

For reference: Annie is a compsognathus (or 'compy' for you Jurassic Park fans), which had a mild sedative in its saliva. This makes Annie naturally suited for medical work.

I originally wrote this without thinking about human analogues, but after reading it over, I realized that Annie sounds a lot like Kaylee pining over Simon, only Annie has Simon's job. This amuses me on some level.

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Annie quickly bit Julia on the leg once more to administer anesthetic, before activating the hot-glue gun. Indeed, evolution had been kind to saurian physiology, allowing skin and bone to be healed with the simple application of epoxy. After a brief rest, Julia would fully recover from Plan G and be ready to reclaim her place in the dinosaur ranks.

Privately, Annie found it somewhat ironic that she had so much in common with the human doctor - the one Lucy and Steggy referred to as "stuffy." A late addition to the dino strike team, she was their newly minted medic, untried and inexperienced in battle, carrying no weapons but a well stocked glue gun and relaxing saliva. And like her mammalian counterpart, she could not fathom how they'd survived this long without her. It seemed every plan from their leader resulted in more casualties. At least she wasn't patching up Monroe this time.

Oh, Monroe. Annie's reptilian heart skipped a beat just thinking about his spindly little arms and long, sharp teeth. She'd loved him the moment she'd laid beady eyes on him, with his fierce attitude and obvious loyalty to the dino cause. True, she'd joined up as a healer and had a natural talent for stitching up injured comrades, but she liked to think that she was being guided by the hand of the cute and funny god, and was meant to find her true love on a constantly raging battlefield. She knew it was cliche for a scavenger to be attracted to the strongest carnivore in the pack, but she was sure it was more than just cheap genetics.

They'd first met immediately after

Comments
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:21
*dies laughing* Excellent.
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:01
You and Dinos = brilliant!
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:01
Poor Annie, just pining away like that...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:34
Aww, Annie! *pets her*

Love lorn fire drills. You made me giggle.

Poor humans, will they ever figure out the eternal war that rages within their ranks?
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:35
I have got to stop reading these at bedtime! The hysterical laughing part just gets me all worked up an not so sleepy again!

"Annie's reptilian heart skipped a beat just thinking about his spindly little arms"
roflmao
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 07:15
God bless Wash. All I gotta say.
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:00
This little series is oddly addicting! Sorry I didn't reply before. :)

Can't decide what's better, the utter cuteness of the dinos or the tiny little crew reaction tags!

Hilarity!
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:22
Yay! Another great one! The crew's reaction was so funny :P Excellent again!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:46
I can see Mal doing something terrible to the dinos very soon, if they keep up these antics. All Hail the Cute and Funny God!
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:35
I love them, specially the medic dinosaur.

"Well said, Annie! Your addition to our number pleases us greatly, and your skills are above reproach! You will serve us well in our time of need!" Oh, he had such a way with words!

I'll say he, and you, has.
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:08
I Love this series, it's soo fun!
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:18
ROTFLOL! Hysterical, as usual. Question, though, why wasn't Wash in his bunk with Zoe at 3AM?! She get tired of his dinos? *g* Looking forward to the next installment.

"I love my captain."
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:39
Words cannot describe your genius!! Keep 'em coming!!

I second Luvs2read's sentiment. Zoe was probably so pissed about the drill she locked him out!! ROFL
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:55
love our cute and funny god!
-kaynara
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:25
Not that I don't love the Dino Tales, but I really wish you'd continue "Shopping Trip"!
Monday, 23 January 2006 14:51
i think my head just exploded from laughing so much.

b
JOY
Friday, 27 January 2006 02:10
This is the best storyline EVER! And I'm a Mal/Inara romance addict, so that's saying a LOT. Not to sound like my 2 year old nephew, but "just O-N-E- more, please!"
Saturday, 03 June 2006 16:14
gotta love those end bit where it's brought back to the crew in real life.

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