A/N: Not my characters, although I did name all the dinos myself.

I think I should at least get extra points for using the "Release the secret weapon" line.

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"Fellow saurians, I have grave news!" Steggy paced back and forth across the radar screen, addressing the group. "The humans have struck back against us. The greasy one thwarted our last offensive: somehow she gained knowledge of our imminent victory over the Engine Thruster Gauge Panel, and chose the very moment of our triumph to surge the power. Her duplicity resulted in the tragic loss of Lucy's foot." He nodded gravely to Lucy. "For this, Lucy shall be awarded a medal of bravery. Monroe?" Monroe stepped forward and, with a bit of difficulty, placed a large, tin-foil necklace over Lucy's neck. Standing back, he snapped her a smart salute before returning to Steggy's side. "We honor you for your service, Lucy."

"But fear not, my friends!," Steggy continued. "For I have developed a new plan! It shall be called Plan D, and it will gain us much ground in the confrontation! For this plan, we have recruited a new operative, directly from the training grounds at the Persephone General Store. Steve! Step forward and be identified!"

A small, yellow pterodactyl shuffled forward, giving Steggy and the assembled dinos a salute. "Private Steve reporting for duty, sir!"

"Excellent, Steve! You will serve us well! But we have further surprises for this day's battle!" Steve stepped back as Steggy motioned to Monroe again. "Monroe, bring forth....the Secret Weapon!" Lucy swung her head and cheered in anticipation.

Monroe stepped forward again, this time dragging a large roll of tape. "I present to you....Duck Tape! Freshly stolen from the burly but stupid one's storage locker!," Monroe waved his tiny arms in excitement.

"Amazing!" Lucy wasn't sure exactly what Duck Tape was, but she was all for it. "But, Steggy, I don't see any ducks."

"Ah, Lucy! You have been fooled by the crafty humans! 'Duck' is obviously a