Shiny New Toys 12: Dinos and Discussions
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Wash and Inara hand out relationship advice in their own unique ways.
CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 4092 RATING: 9.0 (PG13) SERIES: FIREFLY
A/N: I don't own 'em. I just play.
12 chapters already? Holy cow. I originally planned for 5, tops. Party on!
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"Ah! The humans are bowing to our every whim, Lucy!" Monroe chortled and rubbed his spindly little arms together. Their plan was moving along nicely.
"Yes, Monroe, except the stuffy one appears to be having sweaty mammalian sex with the greasy one! This could prove a problem when the crazy one is needed as the plan requires! His loyalties will be divided!" Lucy's neck swayed in trepidation.
"Worry not, Lucy!" Steggy swished his tail dramatically. "I have a backup plan to our plan! We shall call it Plan....B. In my Plan B, we send in the burly but stupid one to disrupt the sweaty mammalian sex! The stuffy one will wilt before him. The greasy one will cry as weak mammals do, forcing the tall one to kill the burly and stupid one, removing him as an obstacle to the final confrontation!"
"But what of the Amazonian goddess, Steggy? Surely she will not stand for such dirty tricks and will attempt to protect the greasy and stuffy ones from receiving interference!" Monroe was impressed with Steggy's plan, but as the carnivore in the group he had to maintain appearances and object.
"Indeed. The goddess is too smart for such simple ruses, Monroe. Thus, we must activate Plan C!" Steggy was the tactician in the group, and had expected this move from the humans.
"Yes!", Lucy cried. "Plan C will save us." Her eyes narrowed in confusion. "What is plan C, Steggy?"
"Curse you small, herbivorous brain, Lucy! We've covered Plan C several times! Plan C involves the goddess having sweaty mammalian sex with the funny and cute god!, " Steggy cried triumphantly, pleased at how all his plans worked together in perfect reptilian harmony. Yes, evolution had treated them far better than the weak mammals!
"Excellent, Steggy! We will activate Plan C immediately, assuming the goddess is not busy in the cargo bay!" Monroe waved his arms some more in great anticipation.
Favorite line:
Wash leaned over and grabbed Monroe off the floor, letting the dino talk for him. "Any sweaty mammalian sex?"
Wonderful job, yet again. I swear you must be some kind of machine, you're turning these chapters out like there is no tomorrow!
OMG, great, you just made me burst out laughing at 2:30 in the morning. Thanks a LOT. lol
I like where this is headed, keep it up!
Inara & Kaylee were so sweet and funny. Loved this bit:
"You nibbled, did you?"
"On his ear, Nara! What was you thinkin'?" LOL
One tiny quibble. In this bit: "That's is how he shows he cares" you've got an extra word. Other than that, it's all shiny! Looking forward to the next chapter.
"I love my captain."
"Oh, and before I forget, tell Steggy that the Amazonian goddess is in the kitchen, awaiting the activation of Plan C."
I LOVED IT! And I know you're allready fast with the chapters, but I want more :P I was laughing like a maniac throughout the entire Wash-dino scenario :P And I loved both the advice-giving sceenes as well. And *grins like a moonbrain* on the "promise" at the end :D
I'm almost sorry Wash isn't planned to featured in the next chapter. I'm starting to develop a great affection for our zany pilot. His dialogue is an absolute blast to write.
Maybe my next series should be an standard "job goes wrong" adventure, but through the eyes of the dinos?
I'll be in my bunk.
"Oh my God, you did not just do that."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! dino theatre rocks!!!
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