Once upon a time......

In a galaxy far away.......

A shot rang out..................

Then a woman screamed.........

The bad clichés stopped...............

And all was well....................................

INTRODUCING BUCKY AND BOB....................

2512

Onboard Serenity

(Written by Blake and Jena)

"You don't talk much, do ya?" He turned around in the chair, having been onboard Serenity one full week and noticed that the first female on board spoke less words to him than the Captain. Seeing how the Captain liked to talk to at least give orders, that feat took some, but not a lot, of doing. Unnerving for a human being to be that quiet, to say the least.

Hoban Washburne reached up to twist the left end of his moustache and looked at the rather tall, rather stoic Amazon woman who was coming, and probably going, on his bridge.

Wash was trying to make it his bridge. The first order of business was to put 'Bucky' and 'Bob' up on the dash where he could force one or the other to eat the fellow companions tail at will. Then there was the yo-yo that he displayed on the wall. An honest to god wooden yo-yo. The ancient string had long been decayed and worn away but the hull and body of the toy was still in tack. There were other odds and ends he put up: Like a proud display case for the young-at-heart, he was rather fond of how much he had already made Serenity feel like home.

This job had potential to last for a while so Wash did all he could to nail his feet to the floor.

Zoe paused as she crossed the room, looking over her shoulder at the highly annoying little man that Mal had chosen for a pilot. This "Wash" seemed to have a complete disregard for rules, regulations or anything that meant getting a serious day's work done. She still didn't understan