I was working on the bridge late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For a Reaver from his ship began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash

He did the Reaver mash

The Reaver mash

It was a spaceship smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the Reaver mash

He's got some hair from my aunt Lenore,

He's even got my Uncles snore,

He's got the hands from Grandpa Lou,

You’ll get a jolt when he plays peek-a-boo.

He did the mash

He did the Reaver mash

The Reaver mash

It was a spaceship smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the Reaver mash

The passengers weren’t having fun

The party had just begun

I guess they didn’t know

They were dinner and the show

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds,

Reavers on chains, backed by their baying hounds

The airlock-smashers were about to arrive,

With their vocal group, "More Dead than Alive"

They played the mash

They played the Reaver mash

The Reaver mash

It was a spaceship smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the Reaver mash

Up from the hold, the Reaver’s voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the hatch and shook his fist

And said, "Got everyone, how come this one was missed?"

It's now the mash

It's now the Reaver mash

The Reaver mash

And it's a spaceship smash

It's now the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's now the mash

It's now the Reaver mash

Everything's cool, now I’m a part of the band,

And my Reaver mash is the talk of the land,

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When I get to your door, I’ll say “You're next to chew!”

Then you can mash

Then you can Reaver mash

The Reaver mash

And do my spaceship smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can Reaver mash