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The Picture Job

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

A short and optimistic bit of fluff.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3921    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Now I'm just being silly.... Want to say again how much I adore this show and Joss Whedon, to whom it and these characters belong.

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THE PICTURE JOB.

ZOE (worried): Don't like it, Sir.

MAL (pensive): Well, I ain't too sure about it my own self. But we ain't got a lot of options just now.

WASH (enthusiastic): You've got to be kidding. It's shiny! Shiniest thing ever, that's what it is.

KAYLEE (full of anticipation): It'll be fun. Meetin' new people. Tellin' stories.

SIMON (doubtful): Are we sure they're not Alliance? Perhaps River and I should stay hidden...

RIVER (far away smile): Resurrection. Phoenix from the ashes.

JAYNE (aggressively): Where they gonna sleep? Cos I ain't sharin' my bunk. Not with no-one. (A beat) Unless she's real pretty (another beat) and willin'. (Lecherous grin).

MAL (frowning): That's enough, Jayne. You be on your best behaviour, dong ma? If we do this, we gotta do it proper. (pointed look at Inara) Don't want people thinkin' we're no better than petty criminals.

INARA (forced smile): Ofcourse not. You have a reputation to maintain. Can't have people thinking you'd do anything for money....

JAYNE (interested): How much money?

MAL (business-like): Well, I guess that depends on what they think of us. But enough to keep Serenity flyin' a mite longer.

ZOE (troubled): Still don't like it, Sir.

BOOK (reassuring): I think we should have a little faith. Ask and the Lord will provide.

MAL (snort of derision): The Lord helps them as help themselves in my experience, Shepherd.

RIVER (trance-like): I'm thinkin' we'll rise again.

BOOK (agreeing): Resurrection.

RIVER (still in a trance): We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.

MAL (decisive): So, we're all agreed? If it checks out, we'll take the job.

ZOE (woefully): You know what that makes us, Sir?

MAL (proudly): Big damn movie stars!

Comments
Tuesday, 18 November 2003 18:11
Hi-larious!
Tuesday, 18 November 2003 18:12
I liked! Short, sweet and unexpected. Yep, Wash said it best, "shiny!"
Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
TY
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 00:35
YEAH BABY!!!!!!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 01:02
Wonderful!

I liked it so much I reposted it to The Official Board!

http://forums.prospero.com/foxfirefly/messages?msg=11225.1
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 04:34
Ohmigosh! I love this so much!

I didn't catch what they were talking about till the very end!

Wonderful! Ha Ha...
AURIQ
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:34
Gotta love it.
Shiny.
INNOGEN
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 12:43
How many times can we all chant Shiny at the same time!!???
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:30
LMAO!!! This brightened up my work day, thanks.
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 19 November 2003 20:09
Brilliant! Totally shiny! I can't wait for the movieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 20 November 2003 02:40
BWAH! This was perfect -- not to mention that you wrote each character's different personality just as it was on the show! Great job. :D

- Trisana McGraw
Friday, 21 November 2003 02:24
Terribly droll. Best laugh I've had all week. Keeping fingers crossed that it's a good omen.
Saturday, 29 November 2003 04:55
That was HI-LARIOUS!! Didn't get what htey were talkin' 'bout 'till the end. "Big damn movie stars!" Gorram brilliant! HIlarious. Laughin' here tonight!

Nice writin', keep flyin'!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 03 February 2004 18:20
ah hell, y'all made me cry. I don't give nuthin' a 10, but that made me feel good.
ARTI
Monday, 12 July 2004 01:31
You rule at these short, humorous pieces. Loved it!
Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:23
huh. i always wondered how Joss convinced them to make a movie...
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 08 November 2005 01:50

That was great! had to read it over once i finally got it. I loved how he said it would keep Serenity flyin' a mite longer.
that is true now in't it? great writing!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 08 November 2005 01:51
shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shni oops well thats it.

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