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Valentines from Villains: The Passionate Reaver to his Meat

Friday, February 11, 2005

The Reavers want you . . .

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The Passionate Reaver to his Meat

Come die with me and be my meat,/ Of you I’ll make a special treat,/ You’ll struggle, yell, scream, and cry/ As I rip and cut, munch and sigh.

And we will set upon the ship,/ You cattle can’t give us the slip./ Your blood flows like rivers and falls,/ Which sounds, to us, like madrigals.

And I will make of thee beds of skins/ Stuck together with shiny pins./ A cap of scalps, and a kirtle/ Made from your dear cousin, Myrtle.

A coat downed with the finest hair/ I’ll pull and pluck till you’re bare./ Fair lined boots for the Black is cold,/ From the carcasses of your old.

Why do you mew about escape?/ When your sweet flesh longs for rape./ For those who live, the fate is worse/ They will join and bear our curse.

So, cry for mercy all you want,/ Your teary eyes do not me daunt./ We’re here now (your heart skips a beat)/ You will die and be my meat.

Based on Christopher “Mack Daddy” Marlowe’s, The Passionate Shepherd to His Love (1599)

Comments
RAGDOLL
Friday, 11 February 2005 05:36
okay....disturbing much? I liked it..but...*shudder* these are amusing, keep it up.
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 11 February 2005 07:03
BC here:

Okay, now that is royally creepafying.
MAI
Friday, 11 February 2005 07:35
I have to agree very morbid and creepifying!
RAT
Friday, 11 February 2005 07:44
Hay, who told you about cousin Myrtle?
Friday, 11 February 2005 12:13
Morbidly creepifying but so in tone with all the darkness in which those ruined souls revel. Excellent work, Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Friday, 11 February 2005 16:02
Creepy...but I liked it!
Friday, 11 February 2005 17:09
You touch your mama with those fingers type that stuff? Eeeewww.

Seriously, you've got something really, really good going on here.
MAR
Sunday, 13 February 2005 14:40
Spooky, yes... yet funny in a way.
I had this mental image of Reavers boarding a ship and singiing the song in a chorus.
Saturday, 05 March 2005 10:15
Oh that was great! Very Whedonesque - gruesome and funny at the same time. Nice.
KAYLEE19
Wednesday, 09 March 2005 02:42
I agree that this is really "Whedonesque", this is creepy but so good and so true.
Wednesday, 10 August 2005 19:25
um, ok...
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 05:03
Morbid, creepifying, and utterly awesome- BRAVA!

Can we have one from Atherton Wing next? He's not, perhaps, TECHnically a villian, but he's an athhole, and that's close enough, right? Right. I, personally, suggest "One Perfect Rose" by Dorothy Parker, but that's just a nudge. Because mainly, I want to see one from Ath. PLEASE?

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