The Passionate Reaver to his Meat
Come die with me and be my meat,/ Of you I’ll make a special treat,/ You’ll struggle, yell, scream, and cry/ As I rip and cut, munch and sigh.
And we will set upon the ship,/ You cattle can’t give us the slip./ Your blood flows like rivers and falls,/ Which sounds, to us, like madrigals.
And I will make of thee beds of skins/ Stuck together with shiny pins./ A cap of scalps, and a kirtle/ Made from your dear cousin, Myrtle.
A coat downed with the finest hair/ I’ll pull and pluck till you’re bare./ Fair lined boots for the Black is cold,/ From the carcasses of your old.
Why do you mew about escape?/ When your sweet flesh longs for rape./ For those who live, the fate is worse/ They will join and bear our curse.
So, cry for mercy all you want,/ Your teary eyes do not me daunt./ We’re here now (your heart skips a beat)/ You will die and be my meat.
Based on Christopher “Mack Daddy” Marlowe’s, The Passionate Shepherd to His Love (1599)
Okay, now that is royally creepafying.
You can't take the sky from me
Seriously, you've got something really, really good going on here.
I had this mental image of Reavers boarding a ship and singiing the song in a chorus.
Can we have one from Atherton Wing next? He's not, perhaps, TECHnically a villian, but he's an athhole, and that's close enough, right? Right. I, personally, suggest "One Perfect Rose" by Dorothy Parker, but that's just a nudge. Because mainly, I want to see one from Ath. PLEASE?
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