"Ballad of a Fugitive Capital City Doctor"

Thanks be to Joss for the Ballad of Serenity, for without which this poem wouldn't have the proper groove :)

(Simon in the infirmiry,

putting a weave

on the Captain's battered knuckles,

and humming a strangely

familiar little ditty...)

Take my credits, not my sister,

I'll give you balm for that saddle blister

I don't care, Jayne don't scare me,

I dope that Dope quite frequently

Went browsin' once, with my sist',

She disappeared, and Kaylee's pissed

Found her on a stage, perchance,

Breaking out in a Riverdance

On Mudder's Milk, I got so smashed,

While Mal and crew got what was stashed

Jayne gave a speech, to the Mudder mass,

While his goon pal handed me my ass

I only swear, appropriately

But not when Jayne trashed my infirmiry,

..You know, a girl named her hamster after me...

(see.., Simon does swear :D )