Thanks to Joss Whedon for the original "Ballad of Serenity", which this litt'al song is sung to :)

"Ballad of The Sad Litt'al King..."

(Badger in his

den of thieves

singing softly

this familiar tune

whilst peeling an apple.)

Take my advice, take yer stuff

Ya flashed yer arse, once is enough,

Try the Rim, now are we clear?

Ya seem to be misapprehendin' my purpose here

My goons is armed, my apple's peeled

The deal's off, don't want what'cha stealed,

Yer in my den now, so kiss the dirt

I like my tie, don't need no shirt

Try the tea, wood alcohol

Ya won't go blind, but won't grow too tall,

Got a bloke, 'e needs a haul

My hand's on an invite, not a testic-all

Brought in someone, caused a mess for me,

Sarg Reynolds, balls & bayonets company,

But don't 'memba lil'Miss from the Colony... *scratches head*

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