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The "Good" Book: part two

Saturday, August 28, 2004

My death in text.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 1941    RATING: 6.0 (NC17)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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The “Good” Book: Part two.

NC-17

PORN!!!!!!

Written by: WhiteKnight.

At no point did I get any money, candy, or small children for this story. I also yield to the fact that these characters are not mine and belong to the person/people that created them.

Jayne wasn’t sure if it had been Kaylee or not. It looked like her, but why would she only be partly dressed and coming out of the Shepard’s room? It wasn’t until she had gone back into her room that Jayne was sure of what he had seen. While that concept took some time to digest, the thought of getting something out of the deal did not.

“I could make a fortune,” Jayne thought.

Jayne was still smiling from ear to ear at the thought of making some kind profit as he slid down the stairs into the Shepard’s room, roughly fifteen minutes after Kaylee had left. Book, was still naked and appeared to be trying to drown his “sorrows” in his Bible.

“Yo Shepard, we gott’a talk,” Jayne announced as he stood by the bed.

Quickly wrapping himself up in his sheet, “What can I do for you,” Book, asked.

“Well, it seems to me that we got some business to discuss… what with Kaylee hav’n left the room and all.”

“Wha… what do you mean,” Book, asked as he turned slightly white.

“Well, I’m thinking you’re gonna give me some money to keep my mouth shut, Preacher.”

“I don’t have any money,” Book replied nervously.

“Food then.”

“It’s all in the kitchen, you could just go up there and get it,” he replied.

“Well, gorramit, what do you have then,” Jayne asked now frustrated.

Without missing a beat, Book slipped to the floor, the sheet slipping from his still moist brownish body, and fluidly unzipped and took Jayne’s soft member into his mouth. Nursing it as a baby nurses its mother’s nipple. Still in a state of shock, all Jayne could do was look down and watch as the white puff of hair disappeared and reappeared from view. As much as Jayne didn’t want to get excited, he couldn’t help what his body was doing.

“Gorramit, that feels good,” Jayne, thought.

Comments
Saturday, 28 August 2004 21:58
Oh no, not you again! And this...this...words fail me. In fact, I think my eyes are starting to fail me. Yup. Now you've done it. Your story triggered hysterical blindness.
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 29 August 2004 00:13
BC here:

I can handle Mal and Simon, Simon and Jayne and even Jayne and Mal. But this is too weird.

Think I may need to wash out my eyeballs after reading this one.
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 29 August 2004 05:31
The Good Book done gone bad. Whew!

-Roving Eye
Sunday, 29 August 2004 05:56
It's spelled "Shepherd"--"Shepard" is a proper name spelling, ala the astronaut (which actually does have a certain level of appropriateness for a space-faring shepherd).

Ha! How's that for a totally-avoiding-the-point-of-the-story review? ;-)

Off to wash out my eyeballs...
Sunday, 29 August 2004 16:32
I'm going to give this a seven, solely because it is an insane piece of FanFic. I'm in disbelief at how anyone can write anything this bizarre. Well, here comes the Hysterical Blindness.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 04 September 2004 01:15
Wrong in a gratuitous (albeit somewhat amusing and absurd) fashion. Not believable--how on earth does this scenario work as blackmail? The leverage is supposed to be about having something incriminating to tell people about Jayne, but isn't this just as incriminating to a shepherd?

Doesn't quite merit the "washing out my eyeballs with sand" rating (I personally reserve that for all Mal/River pairings) but still makes the list of things that no one ever wants to know you thought of (shudder).
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 25 December 2004 23:58
I re-read this today and it was just as gorram great as the first time. The only improvement would have been if it had been longer. I love EVERY pairing in Blue Sun. I figure it's cold and lonely out in the 'verse's vacuum so who knows who will "know" whom in the biblical sense? The idea of Book positioning Jayne so the J. couldn't dismount was pretty cool too. P.S. I'm a het female but this thing was way pleasing and my eyes just loved it. No after-reading cleansing needed!
--Roving Eye (again)
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:11
thats fuckin horrible.....but very funny
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:22
thats fuckin horrible mein ears have been soiled! but honestly thats some funny shit and i hope to read more from you
Tuesday, 06 February 2007 16:35
That was funny, shallow and horrible :P

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