The “Good” Book: Part two.
NC-17
PORN!!!!!!
Written by: WhiteKnight.
At no point did I get any money, candy, or small children for this story. I also yield to the fact that these characters are not mine and belong to the person/people that created them.
Jayne wasn’t sure if it had been Kaylee or not. It looked like her, but why would she only be partly dressed and coming out of the Shepard’s room? It wasn’t until she had gone back into her room that Jayne was sure of what he had seen. While that concept took some time to digest, the thought of getting something out of the deal did not.
“I could make a fortune,” Jayne thought.
Jayne was still smiling from ear to ear at the thought of making some kind profit as he slid down the stairs into the Shepard’s room, roughly fifteen minutes after Kaylee had left. Book, was still naked and appeared to be trying to drown his “sorrows” in his Bible.
“Yo Shepard, we gott’a talk,” Jayne announced as he stood by the bed.
Quickly wrapping himself up in his sheet, “What can I do for you,” Book, asked.
“Well, it seems to me that we got some business to discuss… what with Kaylee hav’n left the room and all.”
“Wha… what do you mean,” Book, asked as he turned slightly white.
“Well, I’m thinking you’re gonna give me some money to keep my mouth shut, Preacher.”
“I don’t have any money,” Book replied nervously.
“Food then.”
“It’s all in the kitchen, you could just go up there and get it,” he replied.
“Well, gorramit, what do you have then,” Jayne asked now frustrated.
Without missing a beat, Book slipped to the floor, the sheet slipping from his still moist brownish body, and fluidly unzipped and took Jayne’s soft member into his mouth. Nursing it as a baby nurses its mother’s nipple. Still in a state of shock, all Jayne could do was look down and watch as the white puff of hair disappeared and reappeared from view. As much as Jayne didn’t want to get excited, he couldn’t help what his body was doing.
“Gorramit, that feels good,” Jayne, thought.
Oh no, not you again! And this...this...words fail me. In fact, I think my eyes are starting to fail me. Yup. Now you've done it. Your story triggered hysterical blindness.I can handle Mal and Simon, Simon and Jayne and even Jayne and Mal. But this is too weird.
Think I may need to wash out my eyeballs after reading this one.
-Roving Eye
Ha! How's that for a totally-avoiding-the-point-of-the-story review? ;-)
Off to wash out my eyeballs...
Doesn't quite merit the "washing out my eyeballs with sand" rating (I personally reserve that for all Mal/River pairings) but still makes the list of things that no one ever wants to know you thought of (shudder).
--Roving Eye (again)
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