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Stitches

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Simon tries to work but is constantly interrupted by Kaylee and Jayne.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3639    RATING: 9.0 (PG13)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Author’s Note: The challenge ‘Simon bent Kaylee over’ was issued by BigBadJayne at Flan-that-wasn’t. Participants include: Kaynara, Leighkhol, Tamsibling, Itsawash, me and BigBadJayne.

This is my version.

Thanks to Tamsibling for the beta.

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Stitches

“Simon?”

“What?” From her vantage point, his voice was muffled and Kaylee arched her neck backwards so she could hear him more clearly.

“Why’s it takin’ so long?”

He didn’t look up, simply continued with what he was doing. “This is delicate work.”

“I don’t feel nothin’”

“There’s a good reason for that.”

“Yeah, but it ain’t fair that I can’t feel what you’re doin’.” A small pout appeared on her face which deepened when Simon didn’t look up.

Simon paused, his hands hovering over her bare skin, but then thought better about his response and continued working. He didn’t want to rile her, for good or bad, and he knew from experience how easy it could be.

Kaylee’s eyes narrowed as she glanced back over her shoulder. “Done yet?”

Simon sighed and stared down at his handiwork. “No, Kaylee.”

“Soon?”

“If you stop distracting me.”

“I aint’ distractin’ ya.” Kaylee’s eyes swept down what parts of his body she could see. “You’d know if I was tryin’ to distract ya.”

Simon swallowed hard, trying not to imagine just how distracting she could be. He had work to do.

“Yes, I can imagine I would.”

“Am pretty good at distractin’,” she prompted, clearly hoping he’d take the bait.

Simon swallowed thickly. “Yes. You are.”

A few moments of silence passed as Kaylee rested her chin in her hands and sighed, wiggling slightly when she felt pressure where Simon was working. After a few more minutes, she lost patience and arched her head over her shoulder to look down at him.

“Simon?”

The doctor sighed, wondering if he would get through this without having to gag the impatient mechanic. “Yes, Kaylee?”

“Can I distract ya now?”

“You already are.”

Kaylee’s eyes lit proudly and a happy smile spr

Comments
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:43
I absolutely love this!

I am still amazed that the challenge of "Simon bent Kaylee over" did not lead you down a smutty road, but this whole thing makes me giggle like a loon!

The little digs about Simon's orientation and then Kaylee's insistence that she get him all riled up just makes me laugh. Brava!

Now, I have to start writing mine ... hmmm ...
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:32
I loved this when I first read it and love it even more now!!
>“Can I watch?”<
Best Line! Love it!!! So hilarious!! And I love that Jayne is thoroughly disgusted, while Simon has loosened up enough to find the humor in Kaylee's comment!
Guess I'll be working on mine too, now that school is over for the moment and find myself with some time!:P
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:33
Very nicely done.

'meanest Captainy look' - Mal sure does get some use out of them.
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 19:12
Wow. You get extra credit. I saw the challenge, tried to think of something funny if it were me, but came up with nothing but porn.

Well played.
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:07
Had to give you a 10, Leiasky...mainly because you managed to take such an innuendo-laced prompt and turn it into a hilarious but non-Silee smutty story:D

BEB
Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:35
Evil, evil girl for including me in this little challenge. Now I have to write something! And Simon/Kaylee. Scary for a Mal/Inara girl like myself ;).

This was very sweet. Favorite line:
“I aint’ distractin’ ya.” Kaylee’s eyes swept down what parts of his body she could see. “You’d know if I was tryin’ to distract ya.”
Wednesday, 20 December 2006 11:57
You're just a big a tease, aren't you?
Still, very funny. I liked Simon's constant effort to stay professional and Kaylee's effort to not.
Thursday, 21 December 2006 00:55
While this was great...blackbeanie is right. ya'll are just a tease....lol Although the line about Kaylee wanting to watch fired my imagination to no end.
But that's for another day. Great and really funny...ya big tease!
Thursday, 21 December 2006 02:42
Oh my god the distraction... wow, excellent work. The ability to maintain a semblance of concentration in a situation like this is why Simon's a surgeon and I'm not.

Excellent work Leiasky, good to see new works from ya :)

-goblueguy
Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:33
This little story is too damn funny, as is the inspiration line, which I can only begin to imagine the origins of, given the list of people that are writing it. :D
Thursday, 04 January 2007 05:13
Okay. The title has me in stitches, given the rest of the work and what you did with the lovely challenge, Leia. Loving it, and you, for the giving of it. Fave line, for the pure pleasure of wishing that all men were this smart: "He didn’t want to rile her, for good or bad, and he knew from experience how easy it could be."

Woah. Good Jayne. :0) "Jayne’s eyes shifted to Kaylee’s covered backside and he licked his lips. “Rather stay here.”"

The whole thing's shiny as a tin pie pan in the sun. Nice one, Leia.

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