I always knew Jayne would be fun to write this for. The ending's a mite weak, though... but I couldn't fit anything else. :P

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The Mercenary can be awfully crude

He speaks without thinking, and hoards the food.

This man is Jayne Cobb, an odd name for sure

And Jayne Cobb is, by no means at all, pure.

He’s good with his violence, I suppose;

He could kill you by just hitting your nose.

He’s quite a man with stubble on his chin,

His bulging muscles and his quite rough skin.

Upon his head sits a hand-knitted hat

It is rather cunning, and all of that.

When he’s disturbed, he will be in his bunk

Though he has considered being a monk.

(I was pleased to know it was just a joke

That he had with the Shepherd when they spoke.)

He’s a sadistic man of this era

Just get on his good side – don’t touch Vera.

That gun is his most prized possession

I think it’s near time to end this section.

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And now's a good time to mention my friend has knitted me my VERY OWN JAYNE HAT. Wheee, fun. It's a bit big, but I love it all the same. <3

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