Russia Invades Ukraine. Again
POSTED BY: captaincrunch
UPDATED: Sunday, September 6, 2026 21:09
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I am the very model of a Russian Major General
My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable
My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal
Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal
I used to have a tank brigade but now I have lost several
My fresh assaults are faltering with battleplans extemporal
I can't recover vehicles but farmers in a tractor can
It's all becoming rather reminiscent of Afghanistan
My ordnance is the best but only half my missiles make it there
I would have thought by now that we would be controllers of the air
But at the rate the snipers work my time here is ephemeral
I am the very model of a Russian Major General
https://twitter.com/AndrejNkv/status/1507365192405073920
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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Rather than looking at documents of dubious origins about Azov, Ukraine should run an experiment to solve the controversy between Signym and CaptainCrunch: Ukraine to kill/wound/capture all Russian soldiers. If the killing of Ukraine civilians stops once Russians are stopped, then it was the Russians killing civilians, not Azov. It is not an absolutely perfect experiment, but it is worth trying and has a side benefit, too.
This thought experiment reminds of a funny one that just happened.
“How to tell if most of your fans are Russian”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/tulsi-gabbard-complains-instagram
-is-suppressing-her-voice/ar-AAVrTXH
Tulsi Gabbard Complains Instagram Is Suppressing Her Voice
"Normally, on average, videos that I post on Instagram, get somewhere between 250,000 and 300,000 views, tens of thousands of likes. The video that I posted last night, or early this morning got about 10 percent of that, around 15,000 views and a couple of 1,000 likes.”
Um… Turns out she didn’t realize Instagram had recently been shut down in RUSSIA, so the great bulk of her fans couldn’t get to her account.
That's perfect G, and way too funny.
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Get ready, Signym will post she has a friend in Ukraine who signym will claim has seen what she is posting firsthand.
Old Russian saying: “If you know how to lie, you will never be wrong!”
You hit the funny bone again G. Thanks for the laugh.
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Quote:A Ukrainian living, then dying, in Russia wrote about Russians in general:
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Originally posted by THG:
Get ready, Signym will post she has a friend in Ukraine who signym will claim has seen what she is posting firsthand.
Old Russian saying: “If you know how to lie, you will never be wrong!”
When, in the 21st century and in the middle of the night, an army attacks a completely foreign country that presents no danger to it and every soldier understands what he is doing but pretends he doesn’t. When a government official says, “We didn’t attack,” and journalists amplify that message. And every journalist understands that it’s a lie but pretends not to. When millions of people look on and understand that what is being done will be on their conscience and their history, but pretend that it has nothing to do with them. When black is called white and softness—bitterness, and not in a conspiratorial whisper or with winking irony, but seemingly from the heart.
It’s so ridiculous that Russians still believe that you can achieve everything by force. That if you break people hard enough over your knee, you can force them to forget what is happening right in front of them. That if you gag everyone, you can suffocate their thoughts, too. You would think these observations belong in the realm of politics or psychology, but no, it’s culture yet again—it’s not a strategy for working with reality, it’s an expression of an attitude toward the phenomenon of subjectivity as such. That’s what it means when “being determines consciousness.”
More at https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/the-situation-of-u
nfreedom/
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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Old Russian saying: “If you know how to lie, you will never be wrong!”
CNN plagiarized that too, huh?
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Me: "Remember Covid?"
Useless Idiots: "What's Covid, durr? Russia, Ukraine, Putin, NATO *drool*. DURRRR!!!!"
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State Of Dissent In Russia
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Russia Invades Ukraine. Again
POSTED BY: CAPTAINCRUNCH
I'll give 100 to 1 odds they deeply regret it.
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Why do you care so much, Ted?
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Me: "Remember Covid?"
Useless Idiots: "What's Covid, durr? Russia, Ukraine, Putin, NATO *drool*. DURRRR!!!!"
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Russia Invades Ukraine. Again
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I'll give 100 to 1 odds they deeply regret it.
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Fmr. Amb. To Ukraine: Biden Saying Putin Can't Remain In Power 'Sounds Right To Me'
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Quote:Amid War Crimes in Ukraine, American Right Wingers Are Applauding Russia
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Why do you care so much, Ted?
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Me: "Remember Covid?"
Useless Idiots: "What's Covid, durr? Russia, Ukraine, Putin, NATO *drool*. DURRRR!!!!"
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/praising-putin-rog
er-stone-aaron-lewis-laud-russian-war-1324749/
Roger Stone, a senior advisor to the US Republican Party, a conservative flag bearer, and a veteran of the three dynasties of Nixon, Reagan and Trump, expressed his views on Ukraine:
"Ukraine is not what they say... Ukraine has placed missile launch pads on its own territory aimed at the Soviet Union, Ukraine does have a biochemical laboratory funded by our taxpayers, who knows what plague they are going to unleash on Russia... The mainstream media won't report it The thing is, Putin is defending himself and not attacking."
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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