how mean can you get?
POSTED BY: boris
UPDATED: Friday, January 29, 2010 00:42
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freelancertex: I am lucky in that if I'm ticked off I can usually come up with excellent combacks. here's some you can use if you want:
for anyone that gets your goat like the girls at the restaurant
"there's nothing I like more than observing intellectually undernourished troglodites in their finer moments (or variations to that effect...the truly ignorant know they have been insulted on some level but are to stupid to understand how, so can't really retaliate.If they do, you can just give them direct eye contact and smile superiorly while shaking your head slowly managing to also look sorry for them. or run away very fast depending on how big they are...it's okay to run, dumb mean people are dangerous.
for people that shove past without saying exscuse me, I generally mutter stuff like: "poor thing must be mute", or hey buddy that's ok I wasn't planning to use the left side of my body today" or" that resistance you felt as you moved past me was actually...me". sometimes they actually look back and apologise.
maybe I'll write a book of comebacks and insults.
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Originally posted by peacekeeper:Quote:Absolutely not!!!I find most people of every country perfectly acceptable people.I merely refer to a number of individuals who participate in forum discussions who hold those views that I refer to.They annoy me not because they are American, they annoy me because they give other Americans a bad name.
Originally posted by Stegasaurus:
So... You hate Americans, Peacekeeper?
Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!
Heck, I'm American, and most of the time I'm embarrassed by Americans...
By the way, PK, the English/British thing throws me sometimes, I must admit. I guess all Englishmen are British, but not all Britishers are English, eh? Or do I have that wrong?
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English and British are interchangeable.
It's a fact. 
( For those who know who they are. )
Anyone who thinks that they are entitled to a portion of another person's life. Burns me up. 
The T.Rex they call JANE!
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Oh you definitely should. I always remember things I read and I would totally read that XD I need an arsenal of comebacks as I have none :( *dejected*
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Originally posted by Kwicko: I've worked in restaurants; I've *seen* what can happen to an impolite prick's food. It's not anything I ever partook in, but I've seen it happen.
oh DO tell!!!!!!! I've heard stories (my dad used to work in a restaurant way back when, and he witnessed the abuse of an impolite prick's food) but I always love to hear more. I find them funny even if they're disgusting :P
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Quote:Thats right Kwicko.England,Scotland and Wales are all part of Great Britain as per the 1707 Act of Union.If you go to Scotland and call them English,you will experience almighty hell.It's the same as calling an Alabaman a Yank.The term is used generically to mean American but descendants of general lee's Army may take offence!!!!
Originally posted by Kwicko:Quote:
Originally posted by peacekeeper:Quote:Absolutely not!!!I find most people of every country perfectly acceptable people.I merely refer to a number of individuals who participate in forum discussions who hold those views that I refer to.They annoy me not because they are American, they annoy me because they give other Americans a bad name.
Originally posted by Stegasaurus:
So... You hate Americans, Peacekeeper?
Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!
Heck, I'm American, and most of the time I'm embarrassed by Americans...
By the way, PK, the English/British thing throws me sometimes, I must admit. I guess all Englishmen are British, but not all Britishers are English, eh? Or do I have that wrong?
Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!
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I'm guessing calling someone from Scotland or Ireland English will elicit the same response as calling a Sicilian "Italian"...my family doesn't have a problem with Italians we know and like alot of them,we just aren't Italian, and don't like being told we are, we are and have always been Sicilian. (and Australian)
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