Kenyan newspaper says Obama born in Kenya

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UPDATED: Monday, October 19, 2009 13:57
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PIRATENEWS

Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:30 PM

Trekkie Mrs Jack Ryan a secret agent ho?

NSFW: The Emperor has no clothes, neither does Jeri Ryan
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Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate

Sunday Standard
June 27, 2004

Kenyan-born US Senate hopeful, Barrack Obama, appeared set to take over the Illinois Senate seat after his main rival, Jack Ryan, dropped out of the race on Friday night amid a furor over lurid sex club allegations.

The allegations that horrified fellow Republicans and caused his once-promising candidacy to implode in four short days have given Obama a clear lead as Republicans struggled to fetch an alternative.

Ryan’s campaign began to crumble on Monday following the release of embarrassing records from his divorce. In the records, his ex-wife, Boston Public actress Jeri Ryan, said her former husband took her to kinky sex clubs in Paris, New York and New Orleans.

http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/new
s26060403.htm

CIA agent Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden has a License to Lie

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, October 19, 2009 10:27 AM

You are not likely to gain favor with the liberals if you keep pointing out the truth.
Truth is antithema to liberalism.

ECGORDON

Monday, October 19, 2009 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
You are not likely to gain favor with the liberals if you keep pointing out the truth.
Truth is antithema to liberalism.

I think the word you meant was anathema, but to be completely fair the statement should be that truth is anathema to politicians, period.

KWICKO

Monday, October 19, 2009 11:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
You are not likely to gain favor with the liberals if you keep pointing out the truth.
Truth is antithema to liberalism.

Please enlighten us all. What is it you think is "the truth" in this story?

JONGSSTRAW

Monday, October 19, 2009 12:03 PM

At last, an Obama birth cetificate from Africa that looks 100% genuine. Quick, someone call the FEC.

PIZMOBEACH

Monday, October 19, 2009 1:20 PM

Aw, what a happy baby!

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SIGNYM

Monday, October 19, 2009 1:26 PM

JSF, why do you believe in forged documents and paranoid schizos? Is is possibly bc you're not playing with a full deck either?

So, here's a newsflash for ya:
Martian Newspaper Says Obama Born on Mars
Olympus Mons Gazette Editorial

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Obama's election proves there is no limit to how far a determined person can go. Despite the controversy of illegal aliens in the United States, Barack Obama's success shows that Americans can be remarkably broad-minded when it comes to fresh perspectives. Barack, whose real name is Klaatu, certainly brings that perspective to office. By allowing Americans of all persuasions to express their concerns, humans can play out their constructive impulses as well as panic, fear, and paranoia in a safe psychodynamic milieu.

This noble experiment on Barack's part comes with certain risks. Change can be both a source of hope and a source of fear. We wish him well in his endeavor, and will watch from afar with great interest. However, should this experiment pose a risk to our native son, we will be prepared to intervene with our death ray.

www.martianchronicles.com

Klaatu barada nikto

HERO

Monday, October 19, 2009 1:57 PM

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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
At last, an Obama birth cetificate from Africa that looks 100% genuine. Quick, someone call the FEC.

Wait, Barrack spells his name with two R's. Thats not him.

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you." "I am forced to agree with Hero here."- Chrisisall, 2009.