Imponderables: When There Is No More Room In Hell...
POSTED BY: nvghostrider
UPDATED: Saturday, October 24, 2009 07:23
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Originally posted by traveler:
I would think with all this modern science they could measure the size of the baby with a MRI and calculate the weight from that. I mean we look out at the universe and see planets orbiting stars thousands of light years away and the hospital can't tell you how much your baby weighs.
Even if they get the size muscle still weighs more than fat. When that baby comes out ripped they'll all be shocked!
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Aren't they all squishy when they come out?
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Traveler
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Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Aren't they all squishy when they come out?
Not with these genes. Just like captain hammer "I'm just naturally like this".
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I'll take your word for it.
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler
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I'll take a gander and say October 26th for Peanut.
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I say that Peanut will come October 24, 10:57 am. And good luck, you'll need it! Get the drugs soonest, and crush NVG's hand when those pesky contractions hit. And make him feed you ice, and stroke your hair, and basically baby you for the rest of your life. 
And of course, Peanut, too.
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad
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LOl well last ultrasound was at 32 weeks and he was 3 pounds 11 ounces... We're almost 38 weeks now and he's supposed to have put on at least 3 pounds, but who knows..
So yes they can tell how big he is, but ultrasounds are spendy so they don't just do them to measure baby.
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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Ponder: Halloween costumes...what are you dressing up as?
Mine: nothing. Other than a dirty old man going to the restaurant with hot waitresses who dress in slutty costumes 
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Well I'm probably going as " Woman in Labor" this year, but we've ordered a Batman costume for Baby John and he's got a nifty glow in the dark shirt that says " boo" as well as a happy halloween pumpkin outfit. I think NV should go as worlds greatest husband since he won't need a costume for that:)
Zeek may I suggest big bad wolf... fits with the leering and pretty much just requires a ball cap you pin ears to, a tail pinned to the back of your jeans and couple of fangs:) To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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I have an idea. Wear solid white and put a toilet seat around your neck. Tell everyone it is a shitty job, but someone has to do it.
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Traveler
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