CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #10

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, September 13, 2009 22:30
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 3, 2009 8:27 PM

Frankly, I could go on and on (I usually do) but I will summarize with Best. Caption. Ever. ;)

Congrats to Floral Bunny, a returning CT winner of previous games and, our week 9 winner!

Now on to week 10! We celebrate our favorite Saint...Jayne!

Jayne: So if you weigh the same as a duck...I know this...*snap!* you're a ninja!
Wash(OS): How is your brain even capable of human speech?

Right...uh...I'm not so memorable with the captioning, so it should be easy for you to top me this week! Have at it!

BWAH!
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MUTT999

Thursday, September 3, 2009 8:53 PM

Congrats FloralBunny! Truly a classic!

Jayne: I'm telling you, I smell jasmine!
Zoe (thinking): The airlock, yes, an airlock malfunction!
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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 3, 2009 11:33 PM

Quote:

Jayne: So if you weigh the same as a duck...I know this...*snap!* you're a ninja!
Wash(OS): How is your brain even capable of human speech?

Right...uh...I'm not so memorable with the captioning, so it should be easy for you to top me this week! Have at it!

BWAH!
TCM

Thanks, guys! (blush)
In honor of your cap., TCM, I offer this:

JAYNE: Let's not go to Ariel -- it's a very silly place.

bun
Tricksy Browncoat
((LOL @ Mutt's cap. above!))

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 3, 2009 11:52 PM

Jayne: Hey, Wash! Do you think if I hit you hard enough you'd land in the cockpit?
Zoe (thinking): Do it and I'll end you with my pinky, hwoon dan!

BWAH!
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FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, September 4, 2009 2:57 AM

Jayne: "So you msde yourself Captain. Big deal. What you think you got I ain't?"

Zoe: "Good looks, good taste in pilots, semblance of intelligence. I could go on."

PEACEKEEPER

Friday, September 4, 2009 8:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

"So,YOU applied the cortical electrodes.Did you get a response from either patient?"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, September 4, 2009 10:36 AM

Mal(OS): My ship ain't the ruttin' town hall.
Jayne: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate by the masses, not because of some farcical off-planet salesman who sold you a boat. Look, if I went runnin' 'round claiming I was King of All Londinium just because I bought me a cunning hat, they'd call me an idiot.
Zoe: Was that Jayne Cobb? Pinch me, I must be dreamin'.
River(OS): I do not wear the cheese...

NOTE: When tossing your fandoms in a blender, be sure only to use the most recognizable quotes. Results may vary and mileage is subjective.

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Friday, September 4, 2009 12:06 PM

Zoe: Anybody pulls his finger and they go out the airlock. Dong ma?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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ASARIAN

Friday, September 4, 2009 1:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Thanks, guys! (blush)

A well-deserved victory! :) High time you won one of these again!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, September 4, 2009 1:20 PM

JAYNE: Mal, right?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PDCHARLES

Friday, September 4, 2009 5:58 PM

gratz Bun!

Jayne: Wait, didn't I meet you at Dragon Con?

OR

Jayne: ...and THATS why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

OR

Mal: Do you wanna run this ship?!?!?
Jayne: Quite frankly, in light of the recent developments and rather lewd behavior of some of your crew, I respectfully decline your offer. If you were to need my assistance, I will be retiring to my bunk.

OR

Zoe: (thinking) I still can't believe it's not butter.

CHOLLETT

Saturday, September 5, 2009 1:23 AM

Jayne: "So what you're sayin' is that in a buncha years i'm gonna be a colonel? That's all well and good, but what kind of a sissy name is Casey?"

OR

Jayne (reading Mal's shirt): "Your...vil..VILLAGE...called, their idiot is....missing...HA! HAHAHAHA!"
*beat*
"...wait a minute......"

OR

Adam: "Did you hear that a faction of the army asked me to pose as a representative of their current high-ranking officers?"
Gina: "No, how did they let you know that?"
Adam: "They told me that I am the very model of a modern Major General."

*DUCKS*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

DMAANLILEILTT

Saturday, September 5, 2009 6:44 AM

Jayne: Wait, you DYE your hair red? You WANT to be a "ranger"?

OR

Jayne: What is it with you and being on shows just before they're axed?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:12 AM

Jayne: Uh, Mal, you got a li'l somethin'...
Mal: What? Is there blubber?

OR

Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...

OR

Jayne: Give any more thought to my offer? Vera is awful good deal for that redhead, y'know. Tell ya what, I'll throw in Zoe here as a bonus.
Zoe: Excuse me? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing...and soon, your manhood too.

BWAH!
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CYBERSNARK

Saturday, September 5, 2009 2:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...

ZOE: Looks like some kind of blue glowy thing.

MAL: Blue glowy thing? That's even worse than a spider!

(RvB love!)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

ASARIAN

Saturday, September 5, 2009 2:52 PM

JAYNE: But what if Dobson escapes? Why don't you just shoot him?
MAL: I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death.
JAYNE: Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun. We'll just shoot him. Bang! Dead. Done.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, September 5, 2009 5:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...

ZOE: Looks like some kind of blue glowy thing.

MAL: Blue glowy thing? That's even worse than a spider!

(RvB love!)

Was wondering who would notice that first. :)

BWAH!

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FREELANCERTEX

Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! RVB IN DA HOUSE!!!

*isn't clever enough to come up with own captions*

PEACEKEEPER

Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Jayne;"Did you just fart?"
Zoe(thinking)"No,that was me!"

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MUTT999

Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:36 PM

Jayne: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spork.
Mal: Spock.
Jayne: spork!
Zoe (thinking): And for this I'm missing "Leave it to Reaver?"

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KINGEICHOLZ

Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:42 PM

Am I the only one who can't figure this?
MEIMEICOBB

"Glad you're back, on the ship."
Would be helpful if there was a help thread or FAQ section that explained how to get images into your signature.

Anyone care to enlighten me?

FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, September 6, 2009 1:37 AM

lolz Mutt that is awesome XD nice BBT shout out as well

King: if you're nice and stop spam-flooding I'll tell you how :P

KINGEICHOLZ

Sunday, September 6, 2009 1:39 AM

bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.
bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.
bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.

bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.
bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.
bollicking up the list of threads with your idiocy.

FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, September 6, 2009 1:41 AM

*sigh* guess not.

DMAANLILEILTT

Sunday, September 6, 2009 5:28 AM

Jayne: So, how'd she get here again?
Mal: I said she hitched.
Jayne: Seems to hitch a lot if you know what I mean.

FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, September 7, 2009 4:16 PM

King

Go to photobucket and copy the URL and paste it. Or right click on a pic on the thread, go to Porperties, copy and paste the URL.

MISSTRESSAHARA

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 12:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by peacekeeper:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

In reference to Our Mrs Renold's.

ZOE: Say what?

JAYNE: Wait, so your gonna be playin' my wife?

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TRAVELER

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 1:56 AM

Zoe: Have to ask River about that killing with her brain thing.

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Traveler

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 2:57 PM

Here's my contribution..

It was an unspoken fact, that River had been rubbing soup into Mal's hair again, while the Captain was sleeping. However, Zoe was doubly embarrassed, when Jayne thought he'd dyed it.

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 9, 2009 3:49 AM

Quote:

/B]

Okay, Mal, she's had congress with the Beast; what's your excuse?

bun
Frisky Browncoat

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 10, 2009 3:46 AM

bump

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:51 PM

Thanks for the bumpage, Bun.
Seems for some reason I have not been getting notifications lately. Combine that with my strange week that came from beyond and ate my time...y'all get it.

Anyway...last call for captions...I will, sometime Friday, select finalists for voting.

Also, want to take a moment and thank everyone who plays, and even those who just enjoy reading the thread, because without you, there is no game, and frankly some days this is just the laugh(s) I need to let my stress go. Can you believe it? This game started back in '04 as a way to bide time until the BDM, and here we still are. I've said it before and I will say it again, Browncoats are the best!

Now then...

Jayne: If you're here, then who is flying this thing?
Wash(OS): That would be the Auto Pilot.
Jayne: Right. Ah. Who is Otto, again?

BWAH!
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FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, September 11, 2009 12:07 AM

"You know, soup in your hair is rather becoming."

"Jayne, that's not soup."

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:36 AM

Quote:

Ya know, Mal, working for Marco I had to share a bunk and my share of the take wasn't so much, but at least we had dress-down Fridays.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:12 PM

VOTING TIME!!!
VOTING TIME!!!
VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107197

VOTING TIME!!!VOTING TIME!!!VOTING TIME!!!

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:24 PM

Jayne: She killed me with her brain!!!
Mal *gives Jayne a look*
Jayne: I got better...

GO VOTE!!!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107197

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:04 PM

Quote:

JAYNE: Maybe not so much rosemary this time, and try a few cloves of garlic.
ZOE (thinks): Garlic in Wife Soup? Since when?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
VOTE!!

ASARIAN

Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

JAYNE: Maybe not so much rosemary this time, and try a few cloves of garlic.
ZOE (thinks): Garlic in Wife Soup? Since when?

Good one! LOL

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:15 PM

TQVM, a.
Just a little too-late offering functioning as a bump.

Y'ALL VOTE NOW, Y'HEAR?

bun
Shifty Browncoat

FREEBROWNCOAT

Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:19 AM

Vote for your favorite caption. It's good for you. Even better'n Fruity Oaty Bars!

"You want to run this ship?"
"Yes."
"Well.... you can't."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, September 13, 2009 10:30 PM

BUMP!

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
VOTING TIME!!!
VOTING TIME!!!
VOTING TIME!!!

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VOTING TIME!!!VOTING TIME!!!VOTING TIME!!!

BWAH!
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