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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #10

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, September 13, 2009 22:30
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Friday, September 4, 2009 5:58 PM

gratz Bun!



Jayne: Wait, didn't I meet you at Dragon Con?

OR

Jayne: ...and THATS why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

OR

Mal: Do you wanna run this ship?!?!?
Jayne: Quite frankly, in light of the recent developments and rather lewd behavior of some of your crew, I respectfully decline your offer. If you were to need my assistance, I will be retiring to my bunk.

OR

Zoe: (thinking) I still can't believe it's not butter.

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 1:23 AM

Jayne: "So what you're sayin' is that in a buncha years i'm gonna be a colonel? That's all well and good, but what kind of a sissy name is Casey?"

OR

Jayne (reading Mal's shirt): "Your...vil..VILLAGE...called, their idiot is....missing...HA! HAHAHAHA!"
*beat*
"...wait a minute......"

OR

Adam: "Did you hear that a faction of the army asked me to pose as a representative of their current high-ranking officers?"
Gina: "No, how did they let you know that?"
Adam: "They told me that I am the very model of a modern Major General."


*DUCKS*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 6:44 AM

Jayne: Wait, you DYE your hair red? You WANT to be a "ranger"?

OR

Jayne: What is it with you and being on shows just before they're axed?

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:12 AM



Jayne: Uh, Mal, you got a li'l somethin'...
Mal: What? Is there blubber?

OR

Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...

OR

Jayne: Give any more thought to my offer? Vera is awful good deal for that redhead, y'know. Tell ya what, I'll throw in Zoe here as a bonus.
Zoe: Excuse me? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing...and soon, your manhood too.

BWAH!
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Saturday, September 5, 2009 2:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...


ZOE: Looks like some kind of blue glowy thing.

MAL: Blue glowy thing? That's even worse than a spider!

(RvB love!)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 2:52 PM



JAYNE: But what if Dobson escapes? Why don't you just shoot him?
MAL: I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death.
JAYNE: Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun. We'll just shoot him. Bang! Dead. Done.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 5:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cybersnark:
Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...


ZOE: Looks like some kind of blue glowy thing.

MAL: Blue glowy thing? That's even worse than a spider!

(RvB love!)



Was wondering who would notice that first. :)

BWAH!
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Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: Jayne: Uh, Mal, there's something on your head.
Mal: What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!
Jayne: No, it's definitely not a spider...


SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! RVB IN DA HOUSE!!!

*isn't clever enough to come up with own captions*

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by asarian:


Jayne;"Did you just fart?"
Zoe(thinking)"No,that was me!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Saturday, September 5, 2009 10:36 PM



Jayne: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spork.
Mal: Spock.
Jayne: spork!
Zoe (thinking): And for this I'm missing "Leave it to Reaver?"

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