RIP Oscar Mayer

POSTED BY: CrevanReaver
UPDATED: Friday, July 10, 2009 23:57
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CREVANREAVER

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 6:49 PM

"Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of Oscar Mayer foods has died at the age of 95."

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212242730.shtml

Rest in Peace.

KWICKO

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 8:05 PM

Are they going to bury him in a giant hot-dog-shaped coffin?

Maybe a cremation, done over a giant grill?

Will the Wienermobile be the hearse?

WHOZIT

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 9:37 PM

And yet Keith Olberman is still alive

KWICKO

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
And yet Keith Olberman is still alive

...and so is Sarah Palin.

But his career is doing much better than hers!

SKYWALKEN

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 11:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
But his career is doing much better than hers!

That's only because Olbermann's career is sucking Barack Obama's butt hole. He's doing such a good job at it that his career is doing better than everybody's.

KWICKO

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 11:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Skywalken:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
But his career is doing much better than hers!

That's only because Olbermann's career is sucking Barack Obama's butt hole. He's doing such a good job at it that his career is doing better than everybody's.

I thought you were into that kind of thing. After all, you seemed to LOVE it when it was FauxNews sucking Bush's ass for the last eight years. Hey, it made them number one, doling out the ol' number-two, eh?

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Are they going to bury him in a giant hot-dog-shaped coffin?

Maybe a cremation, done over a giant grill?

Will the Wienermobile be the hearse?

HA HA HA!
Your childish pot shots at the recently deceased are just too funny.

STOWEAWAY

Friday, July 10, 2009 11:57 PM

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day. And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaay.....
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

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