Worlds funniest joke
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Q) How do you get 50 United Auto Workers into a shoebox?
A) Tell them it's a breakroom
Warning: You may think you have a joke that can top this, you don't. Don't even bother to try.....just give up.
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Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???
A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?
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Originally posted by Cain:
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???
A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?
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Heh, from the title I assumed you were referring to Monty Python's sublime silliness. For those of you who haven't seen the sketch, here's a link (it's worth watching all of it):
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The shoebox imagery is, very persuasive.
Another Sky
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Man running in front of car gets tired.
Man running behind car gets exhausted.
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Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok.
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Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute?
A: Onya Bakyabitch
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Kermit: Hey, look, the comedian's a bear...
Fozzie: No, heza not. Heza wearin' a neck-a-tie.
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Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A: You can only fit one dirt bag on a Hoover.
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Why did Tigger wash his hands?
He was playing with Pooh.
The laughing Chrisisall
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What's the problem with a dozen lawyers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It won't matter. He won't come anyway.
Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_funniest_joke
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"...In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more
is a congress."
-- John Adams
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