Worlds funniest joke

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UPDATED: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 18:57
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Q) How do you get 50 United Auto Workers into a shoebox?
A) Tell them it's a breakroom

Warning: You may think you have a joke that can top this, you don't. Don't even bother to try.....just give up.

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Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???

A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?

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Originally posted by Cain:
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???

A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?

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Heh, from the title I assumed you were referring to Monty Python's sublime silliness. For those of you who haven't seen the sketch, here's a link (it's worth watching all of it):

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The shoebox imagery is, very persuasive.

Another Sky

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Man running in front of car gets tired.
Man running behind car gets exhausted.

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Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok.

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Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute?
A: Onya Bakyabitch

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Kermit: Hey, look, the comedian's a bear...

Fozzie: No, heza not. Heza wearin' a neck-a-tie.

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Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

A: You can only fit one dirt bag on a Hoover.

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