Presidential capsule reviews for: V For Vendetta

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, March 9, 2009 21:57
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CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 1:38 PM

"It reminded me of those courageous freedom-fighting rebels in Star Wars, Afghanistan and Nicaragua."
-Ronald Reagan

"Absolutely unbelievable from an operational standpoint. The logistics and resources were never fully explained."
- George Bush, Sr.

"I felt the film was entirely unsatisfying. V could have gotten some from Evey, I mean, his willie wasn't burned off or anything, right? Natalie Portman is just so hot."
-Bill Clinton

"I couldn't understand a word that V fella was sayin' due to that thick foreign accent & the really long words he was using, but it seemed like a classic tale of Islamo-fascist terrorism to me."
-George Bush, Jr.

"Certainly, the action scenes were very cool, but I was concerned with V's lack of reaching across the aisle to the Chancellor - this led to an unnecessarily adversarial tone in the film."
-Barak Obama

The laughing Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 2:08 PM

"It was nothing but a leftist wet dream. Societal norms must be reinforced so that the feminazis don't push us to precisely that extreme, which, make no mistake, my friends, would inevitably come from the left, not the right. And I did not enjoy seeing the most likable character in the film- the "Voice Of London"- killed off like that. I actually couldn't watch it after that point."
-future Republican President Rush Limbaugh

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 2:37 PM

"V's whole problem was lack of information. Had he used his abilities to place listening devices in strategic locations, he would have had better control of his situations. And despite all his ill-gotten possessions, I believe he was not a crook."
-Richard M. Nixon

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 3:00 PM

"Natalie Portman's breasts were not very big."
-Robert F. Kennedy

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 3:03 PM

"It seems that slavery exists in many degrees, and in many forms, however, honestly, I didn't quite grasp the technology."
-Abraham Lincoln

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 6:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
"It seems that slavery exists in many degrees, and in many forms, however, honestly, I didn't quite grasp the technology."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Now, these days I usually stay away from the theater..."
-Abraham Lincoln

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CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 8:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

"Now, these days I usually stay away from the theater..."
-Abraham Lincoln

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The laughing Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 8:58 PM

"There was too much red in the movie."
-Harry Truman

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 9:19 PM

"I was going to see it, but I fell in the theatre before it started, and had to go to the hospital for a bandage."
-Gerald Ford

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 9:39 PM

"I actually haven't seen it, but my brother said it was excellent, and even better with a few Billy Beers. (tm)"
-Jimmy Carter

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 9:57 PM

"Yes, that was not a great society, not at all."
-Lyndon B. Johnson