One for the whozit report, I guess.

POSTED BY: Fremdfirma
UPDATED: Monday, October 20, 2008 21:57
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FREMDFIRMA

Monday, October 20, 2008 8:43 PM

I don't even know what to say to this one...
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Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

Sat Oct 18, 7:56 pm ET

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

WHOZIT

Monday, October 20, 2008 8:47 PM

Was the vacum booked on Prostitution charges?

KIRKULES

Monday, October 20, 2008 9:57 PM

Maybe it was just a horrible vacuuming accident. The damn machine probably ate his quarters and so he desided to piss on it, when all of a sudden it started working.