Browncoat Bar & Grill - Welcome to Soul-Mart may we take your order

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
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KELKHIL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 2:37 PM

Well it be time for a new thread.

*sets up a breakfast bar for those who have the hunger, lines up drinks for those who have teh thirst*

Belly up to the bar Boys and Girls!

Old Thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=32580&m=584083#584083

Yeah I had nothing for the title today

Leaves a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' and a steaming mug of Vernors with a candy cane and a toasty warm blankie for teh Sneaky One (she might be warm, she might be cold. Either way the Master must be appeased)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

SISTER

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:16 PM

Gosh, bar's empty? ((sound of crickets))...firsties??

MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:22 PM

HUGS Sister... hey can I at least buy you a virtual drink, what with all that's going on in your life?

Ok lock down drill at school today...'cause nothing brightens your day more than herding a bunch of hyper nutballs into a confined space and forcing them to be quiet for long periods while cops practice for the time when armed psychos roam our halls...

Taking over Ireland using HK's cuteness... oh that would totally work. And we have Rosie, Magda, RF, Roxy, Rose, and many others as cuteness back-up so this could work out perfectly... I'd so love to have Ireland:)

*hugs Jimi*

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:35 PM

mornin' Kel, ladies.

*hugs sister*

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

ROXYFREEFALL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Taking over Ireland using HK's cuteness... oh that would totally work. And we have Rosie, Magda, RF, Roxy, Rose, and many others as cuteness back-up so this could work out perfectly... I'd so love to have Ireland:)

What, we're taking over Ireland?? Ooo, Ooo, can I conquer Colin Farrell?

Oh my goodness, I've actually come to the bar when it's a bit quiet!

Hello peeps! I'm trying to avoid responsibility. It's stalking me, it wants my very soul!

*glomps everyone for glomps are not partial*

*slinks off to play 'Portal' and 'Half-Life'*

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For all those left behind... We are ForgottenHeroes!

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DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:43 PM

Honestly, there's no need to conquer! You guys are hard working, hard drinking, hard partying fun loving types who treat the pub as their second home. You ~are~ Irish. You'll fit right in over here

*rolls out green carpet*

*orders several truckloads of Guinness*

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GEE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:43 PM

Yarr, I have no soul damn it. They do not exist. And even if they did, it would have been eaten by my corporate existence.

Just found out our site in Long Island is moving and I didn't know we even had a site in NY. Do you think they need an IT engineer?

*waves to all and wishes he could be playing computer games*

KELKHIL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 3:59 PM

Wow Roxy.... visiting my Pub????? Wow a truly special day this be! Drinks are on the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this should help you avoid responsibility Lassy!)

*is Glomped by Roxy*

Morning RIMG, Gee, MSB and DTH!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... well I am a bit Irish hence the reason I own a Pub (It is the Law ifn' you are Irish is it not?)

Wish I could be playing video games right now. Although I was going a little old school yesterday. I broke out Devil May Cry and was crushing some Evil Zombie Marionettes! (was fun)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:33 PM

((lurk))
((glare))
((lurk))

KELKHIL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
((lurk))
((glare))
((lurk))

((attempts to glomp the Sneaky One))

You alright Lassy?

*Hurries to find which shadow his offering to her was left*

If'n ya need anything just whistle!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:50 PM

((waves from THIS shadow over HERE))
meh. i'm just hating everything and everyone today. ((bored)) ... ((sulk))

n'how're yeh, laddy?

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:51 PM

*leaves saucer of whiskey for NinjaKitty*

*reconsiders*

*leaves entire bottle*

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HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:58 PM

you are Teh Awesome.
make room, i'ma run away to live with you, 'kay?
((makes note to find all her green clothing when she gets home))

MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:01 PM

Well the lockdown is over...

Oh just tell me this week will end soon...

HUGS HK

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
((waves from THIS shadow over HERE))
meh. i'm just hating everything and everyone today. ((bored)) ... ((sulk))

n'how're yeh, laddy?

*GLOMPs the Sneaky One when she waves from the shadows*

I R Learnin' well?

((tries to think of a way to cheer up the Sneaky One))

I am doing ok I guess. Stopped at the store on the way in to work and they had bulk gummie bears on sale so I bought a couple pounds and am now stuffed and on a sugar buzz!

*buzzes around the room*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:34 PM

Invites. Yay! Be more than happy to visit your country and drink your beerz DTH. Now if there were a way to secure free beer and whiskey for life...

One step at a time I guess.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:55 PM

Howdy all.

I'll have a pint of whatever'll numb this sore throat I've had since last week.

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ZEROKIRYU

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Stopped at the store on the way in to work and they had bulk gummie bears on sale so I bought a couple pounds and am now stuffed and on a sugar buzz!

Damn you, now I want gummi bears.

I got DSL now, YAY!!

*Glomps msb* Yes, the weekend needs to get here fast, because it's supposed to get warmer this weekend.

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"It's all masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say" - Hyde

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:32 PM

mmm gummi bears. I want gummi bears

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MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:41 PM

HUGS Hobbleit... good to see you. Sorry you're sick sweety

HUGS Zero- thanks

HUGS NV oh yes whiskey... that would be nice ( except I think drinking and teaching don't really mix well)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:55 PM

I like peach or sour apple rings (gummi candy in ring form), yummy. Or the tangy gummi worms.

Might prove to be a fun time, drunken teaching. Like I said, if it can be a martial art form then it can be many other things too.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
oh yes whiskey... that would be nice ( except I think drinking and teaching don't really mix well)

that's a common misconception.
my university biology teacher was constantly sauced.
made for AWESOME lectures. ^^
(and once, she fell off the stage... hee hee!)

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:09 PM

I like anything gummy in orange. The more sour the better

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ZEROKIRYU

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by hobbleit:
I like anything gummy in orange. The more sour the better

Oh yeah!!

Drunken teaching sounds fun, could be a whole subject. "If you can figure out what they're trying to teach you, you get an A"

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"It's all masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say" - Hyde

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:24 PM

I miss drunken gaming A LOT. Of course summer is coming and it's always too hot to be inside so I opt to work on stuff in the shed with some to drink along the way.

Just really want to be on the field right now. Might have craft night tonight in preperation.

Woot! Pockstars and marker prep. My kinda night.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by hobbleit:
I like anything gummy in orange. The more sour the better

Oh yeah!!

Drunken teaching sounds fun, could be a whole subject. "If you can figure out what they're trying to teach you, you get an A"

I wish some of my teachers had been drunk. It would have made lessons far more interesting

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FREELANCERTEX

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:57 PM

*walks in from class and shudders* You know what? Denis Leary was right when he said Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell. Barkeep, something hot and steamy.

MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:15 PM

HK- that is so funny!!! OK I love that:)

LOL ok drunken teacher stories are funny ( but they once again prove the point that you might be sane and normal when you start teaching, but no way in hell will you end up that way)

OK off to see the principal ...yet again.

Really getting to dislike these little summons.

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Barkeep, something hot and steamy.

(Flexes)

How's that?

Bwahahahahehehheheheheheheehe!

((flees))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

HELL'S KITTEN

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:21 PM

WIN! \o/

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:31 PM

well I'm off for the night

TTFN

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MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 9:16 PM

Night Hobbleit:) HUGS

OK that was bizarre... just got through with principal who basically criticized me for doing nothing wrong. He had this list of things I was doing, but everything on the list was untrue. So when I explained/proved that it was he just sort of hmm and said not to let my personal problems affect my job... when queried he couldn't find a single instance when I'd done that, but he was "concerned" none the less....

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 9:21 PM

*wolf whistles Kelkhil*

*makes room for Ninjakitty*

Let's see... stealth basket... cuddly toys to disembowl... geez, I hope she's housetrained!

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DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 9:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
OK that was bizarre... just got through with principal who basically criticized me for doing nothing wrong. He had this list of things I was doing, but everything on the list was untrue. So when I explained/proved that it was he just sort of hmm and said not to let my personal problems affect my job... when queried he couldn't find a single instance when I'd done that, but he was "concerned" none the less....

Your boss needs a good smack. It sounds like he's convinced himself you're an emotional wreck in the wake of recent events, but he obviously considers it an inconvenience AND never bothers to monitor you properly to see how you're performing.

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 10:08 PM

Yeah, but being an asshat seems to hinder normal communication and observation skills.

Something to lighten the load MSB, something for him (yes I'm making a crack at the possibility that his religiosity infused with being an asshat might be getting in the way)

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

ZEROKIRYU

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Something to lighten the load MSB, something for him (yes I'm making a crack at the possibility that his religiosity infused with being an asshat might be getting in the way)

LOL!!!

Do I need to break out the bat MSB? I could make him...disappear...for a while...

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"It's all masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say" - Hyde

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 10:52 PM

Note to self: Don't get on Zero's bad side!

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MSB

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 11:04 PM

Oh what it really comes down to is the assistant principal ( who hates my guts) has found a new reason to be mad at me and this is her passive aggressive way of getting back at me ( fill principal's head full of bull about me) so I will just fill in my tracking forms that show what I do each day and include copies of caseload, testing, etc so that he sees what I do and discredits her... or my house could sell and I could just leave them all high and dry... giggle

HUGS all thanks guys:)

NV

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

ZEROKIRYU

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Note to self: Don't get on Zero's bad side!

Yes, that would be...bad

*Laughs evily*

Hmmm, I like this pic...
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"It's all masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say" - Hyde

BLACKADDER7

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 11:48 PM

Weather here is el crappo. Raining and icing up immediately. Already saw 3 car accidents, and 2 people drive off the road. Well done, Maryland drivers. \O/

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DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 12:05 AM

Driving on iced up roads sounds like the most fun you can have without having any fun. O.o

Zero, that pic could be easily cropped into an awesome signature banner. Especially if you rotated it a little.

*yawn* past midnight here. Time to sign off!

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STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 12:06 AM

"Snow and slush and a bucket of mush.. that's the local weather!"

Everybody Sing!!!

Or not.

Dinner's in the oven (mostly to warm the kitchen until the heating kicks in).

I have a nice glass of Louis Jadot Beaujolais 2005 in hand. Good year!

I'd try drunk nursing, but it's grounds for dismissal. If I ever decide to blow it all in one go, though.. there won't be a one of them standing when I'm done!

I'm anxiously awaiting the recipe for Mushroom and Gorgonzola Risotto.
mmmmm.....

We're supposed to get 4-9" of snow/sleet/ice tonight into tomorrow morning, then snow and rain tomorrow. Whee.

HELL'S KITTEN

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by stinkingrose:
Dinner's in the oven

((races off to her kitchen!!))

... liar. 8(

((sniffles)) ((hungry))

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:15 AM

Ah, but were you *here* dinner would now be out of the oven and eaten with gusto!

You've just got the wrong space-time continuum at your apartment. Bend space a little bit and you'll see the pan on the stove waiting for you. We've got lots left!

Of course now I have The Berrymans' song "Snow and Beer and Cheese" stuck in my head....
They are amusing, satirical, folky, and from your neck of the woods. Pete and Lou, funny people. She plays accordeon, he plays guitar, they both sing kinda funny... once you learn to love them you're hooked.

MOBBEX

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:42 AM

He with the chameleonic sig

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Zero, that pic could be easily cropped into an awesome signature banner. Especially if you rotated it a little.

I could arrange that

*contemplates*

Well... I could try to arrange that

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil: Quote:

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
Barkeep, something hot and steamy.

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(Flexes)

How's that?

Bwahahahahehehheheheheheheehe!

((flees))

*rolls eyes*

GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:30 AM

*stumbles into the bar*

Caffeine, must have caffeine. Got one of those lurking colds that won't come out but do keep you up all night, on my own in the office today so had to drag my sorry ass in.

*waves to everyone, heads to the bar but collapses in middle of floor*

Urghh

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:40 AM

Morning all!

*spies Gee collapsed in a heap in the floor*

Oh! Oh dear!

*drags Gee over beside fire*

*places pillow under Gee's head*

*places blanket over Gee*

*places steaming cup of tea beside Gee*

*tiptoes away*

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KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:56 PM

Morning all!

*sees that DTH has Gee taken care of*

*sets out a coffee and other warm beverages*

*Notices that FLT didn't like his joke*

(sets a -1.11C Dew in the shadows for the Sneaky One)

Hope all is better for Weds!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:57 PM

tea?

TEA!

Thanks DTH!

How are you today?

I am slowly picking up and beginning to get a handle on my day. Dreaming about 7 string guitars whilst fixing Macs, ah, the joy of a professional life.

EDIT: Hey Kel, how's our favourite bartender?

KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:19 PM

Morning Gee. Not doing too bad today. Sounds like yours is improving at least.

*sets out a 7 string guitar for Gee to play with*

See we got it all here in Me Pub!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:43 PM

*picks up 7 string guitar and noodles*

I is a happy gee!

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:13 PM

Rosie... ooh must share this recipe when you get it:)

OK we so need a portal so that we can all share stuff and see each other whenever we want!!

At this point I may need a steady supply of diet cokes as I apparently haven't the willpower to go to bed instead of staying up talking...gigglesnore

HUGS HK... I'd make dinner and mail it to you if I thought it'd arrive in decent shape to eat

HUGS Gee

LOl Blackadder... maybe you should put out some signs... warning road slippery when iced over

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:

OK we so need a portal so that we can all share stuff and see each other whenever we want!!

At this point I may need a steady supply of diet cokes as I apparently haven't the willpower to go to bed instead of staying up talking...gigglesnore

HUGS HK... I'd make dinner and mail it to you if I thought it'd arrive in decent shape to eat

Um wee kinda have one of those MSB... Called the US Mail....

*gets MSB a Diet Coke w/lime* Here ya go Lassy!

*Makes MSB and The Sneaky One his 3 Cheese Manicotti (with home made red sauce and everything)*

(fades into the shadows)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:24 PM

oooh manicotti... I do so love Italian HUGS the sweet Kelkhil

yeah but the mail does not transport casseroles or other perishable items successfully without dry ice and enormous cost... I want a quick portal I can just step through( then I might actually get some sleep and all) We could have weekend shindigs and Magda would be here and... oh I could go on and on... can you tell I miss everyone a lot???

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:40 PM

I'm good thanks, Gee. Same as you really - working away and dreaming of other things.

I want a portal gun. Like that Xbox game Portal. That's just too awesome for words. One of those guns would be really handy!

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MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:41 PM

ok so does it open a portal to other areas and can you control where the portal takes you??

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:57 PM

Well, it actually only opens portals to places you can see (so you can aim and fire the gun) but... it's fun! Hours of endless fun can be had!

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MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:07 PM

I want the one that opens in Australia so I can see Magda, one for Nevada, one for Georgia, one for North Carolina, etc.... it'd be such fun if we could just pop over to each other's houses:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:08 PM

True... but with a portal gun you can do this!

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GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:34 PM

OK, so DTH gets kudos points for being aware of Portal guns, and yes, personal transports across the world would be awesome.

Nearly done with another boring day etc, looking forward to washing up fun followed by maths

HELL'S KITTEN

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
and yes, personal transports across the world would be awesome.

((working on it))

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:55 PM

ooh maths:)
10) e is less challenging to spell than pi.
9) e ~=2.718281828459045, which can be easily memorized to its billionth place, whereas pi needs "skills" to be memorized.
8) The character for e is so cheap that it can be found on a keyboard. But pi is special (it's under "special symbols" in word processor programs.)
7) Pi is the bigger piece of pie.
6) e has an easy limit definition and infinite series. The limit definition of pi and the infinite series are much harder.
5) e you understand what it is even though you start learning it late when you're in pre-calculus. But pi, even after five or six years it's still hard to know what it really is.
4) People mistakenly confuse Euler's Number (e) with Euler's Constant (gamma). There is no confusion with the one and only .
3) e is named after a person, but pi stands for itself.
2) Pi is much shorter and easier to say than "Euler's Number".
1) To read pi, you don't have to know that Euler's name is really pronounced Oiler.

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:56 PM

I blame browsing the 'Graphic Violence' comic book forum at Penny Arcade and a younger brother who got the orange box for Christmas.

MSB: Um... isn't maths supposed to have... numbers?

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:57 PM

What? Where? MATHS!

(Arms himself in defense of teh maths)

Just make sure they don't poke at me. I might poke back but my poker contains ten friends with a combined weight of 2300 grains.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

HELL'S KITTEN

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 5:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
I might poke back but my poker contains ten friends with a combined weight of 2300 grains.

...it's Teh Mathz that make your ten friends work.
=P
XD

MOBBEX

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 5:39 PM

He with the chameleonic sig

*enters pub, panting and walking with a shaky gait*

Barkeep, get me something frosty and abundant!

*Notices Kelkhil handing Gee a 7string*

Ooooh! Can I have one too ?

Oh and if you happen to have any spare Mesa boogie amp lying around, I'll build a life-size statue of you and worship it everyday!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 5:55 PM

True. But John Moses Browning had something to do with it too.

His concept was to build a side arm with knock down power, easy to operate, durable, and easy to maintain. Little did I know (after a summer project) how true of a genius the man was. The entire weapon (model 1911) can be stripped by hand using various parts of the weapon as a tool. BRILLIANT!

After I completed the project I realized how he and his team worked on the thing. He handed off some (but not all) of the engineering to them. Numbers were crunched and turned until it was determined that they had the best possible outcome.

So yeah, teh mathz really did have a ton to do with it. But the imagination had nearly as much. I just can't fully appreciate teh mathz because I can't fully comprehend.

I think anger makes my ten friends work and since teh mathz angers me then yes, they have something to do with it.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 6:35 PM

ah but math is money and money is fun so math is fun.... giggle

NV... it's ok I'll protect you

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 7:25 PM

See I R not a huge fan of Teh Mathz either NVG. Now my six year old daughter.... she loves Teh Mathz (even got her calling it Teh Mathz) and is always using her skillz.

*gets NVG an Irish Carbomb to ease Teh Angerz that be building due to Teh Mathz*

(fades away)

(lurk)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 7:33 PM

aaah need more diet coke.. so sleepy

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

HOBBLEIT

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 7:54 PM

Argh I just saw the dreaded M word.

I hate maths.

Hi all. That bit really should have come first

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GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 7:57 PM

Yarr, about to embark on maths joy!

*bounces round walls gleefully*

I shall defeat my tasks for the good of all!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:16 PM

*gets MSB a Diet Coke w/lime* (might have to see 'bout getting her into a program. Been drinking a lot of these lately)

Hiya Hobbleit! How ya doin' Lassy????

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:24 PM

yeah rub it in Kelkhil... I realize it's my own fault I need the diet coke and if I'd just get the willpower to hang up the phone and go to bed I wouldn't need it.... but come on :)giggle

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HOBBLEIT

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:43 PM

I'm ok, Kel. Apart from the sore throat that won't go away.

Anyway, I'm off to watch Torchwood

TTFN

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GEE

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:05 PM

*slams through to breakables room*

stupid maths and damn Fibonacci sequences handled weirdly, grr, must email tutor but first...

*wanders into breakables room, sets up auto tee with 100 glass clowns, selects favoured 9-iron and addresses first clown....*

ZEROKIRYU

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by hobbleit:
Anyway, I'm off to watch Torchwood

You just have to rub it in, don't you.

*Pouts*

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MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:37 PM

Oh so was about to say the same thing Zero.... want to watch Torchwood....sigh

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KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:57 PM

Gee - Use the Driver! Bigger face means bigger contact with clowns. More of a scattering, bigger mess! Much more satisfying (sp).

later Hobbleit! Hope you feel better soon!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:09 PM

oko it's snowing AGAIN!! Someone make it stop...sigh long scary drive home awaits and I can't leave because I have after school program...

OK enough whining... sorry guys I have been really whiny recently...ignore that

So who thinks we should have a bar pet???

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:19 PM

I say a snarly snotty bulldog in the corner would be great.

Okay. A cat. Friendly but not needy.

(Hopes to help cure some of the whiny soon)

Trust me. Yours ain't half as bad as most.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

MSB

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:24 PM

HUGS NV... can't wait

Oh how about a tiger... always wanted a tiger. Or maybe a nice wombat..

ok heading out so I can drive home in a nice blizzard...

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KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:

So who thinks we should have a bar pet???

But we already have a Pub Pet! And I don't think she would appreciate the competition (might be some eviscerations happening)

She's a cute cuddly Kitty but let's not forget that she is also a Ninja!

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Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

HELL'S KITTEN

Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:19 AM

....

O.O

((giggle snort))

see how i'm not making any crude, immature jokes?

MSB

Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:43 AM

I don't generally include HK in the housepet catagory....but if y'all are happy, I'm happy

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STINKINGROSE

Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:44 AM

Showing amazing restraints there.

Restraint.

Self restraint.

Oh nevermind.

KELKHIL

Thursday, February 14, 2008 2:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
but if y'all are happy, I'm happy

And just what ((strokes the Kitty)) is that ((pets the Kitty)) supposed to ((caresses the Kitty)) Mean????

((chuckle))((snort))

made crude immature jokes for us both Master

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MOLOTOV

Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:23 AM

Well I didn't know where to put it, but happy Valentine's Day to those that like it.
Those who don't, a round of drinks on me.
Regardless of which of the above categories you may fall into (it's possible one genuinely might not even care, OMG!), these wild roses are for you.

I picked them today, for all of you.
Okay, I didn't, but it IS a gorram ice planet outside, and this bar isn't even real(I hope not, cause I just ordered a round of drinks).
So, placebo up some fresh wildflower scent and pretend to love it!

HELL'S KITTEN

Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
made crude immature jokes for us both Master

what, no tongue baths? immature, sure, but you need to work on the crude. XD really. no mention of taking good care of the pus--

Er.

Nice Flowers, Molotov. ^^

MSB

Thursday, February 14, 2008 4:27 AM

I'm sure Kelkhil can handle a pussy just fine... ( hey I can go there too)

HUGS Rosie.. it'll all be ok

Molotov those are lovely:)

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GEE

Thursday, February 14, 2008 7:44 AM

*snigger*

thank you for some early morning amusement!

I'm about to head off to Nottingham having successfully defeated the maths that was giving me such a headache.

I vote for Terry Pratchett dragon for the pet, we keep it in the corner, feed it brady and coal and hope no one kicks it.

Onwards to fair Nottingham city, to do battle with Macs and possiby Ikea if I am feeling generous!

Have a good day all

HOBBLEIT

Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by hobbleit:
Anyway, I'm off to watch Torchwood

You just have to rub it in, don't you.

*Pouts*

You want me to rub it in some more? Last night's episode was excellent.

I won't give any more away

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BLACKADDER7

Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:30 PM

Good morning all.

F Valentine's Day. Worst 'holiday' ever.

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KELKHIL

Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
what, no tongue baths? ................. no mention of taking good care of the pus--

See now some Kitties do not like tongue baths, now that I know this Kitty's stance they will be a regular occurrence....(did I just say that?????)

err, ummm, well.....

((flees))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

HOBBLEIT

Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Blackadder7:
Good morning all.

F Valentine's Day. Worst 'holiday' ever.

I'll agree with you there

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RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, February 14, 2008 2:48 PM

mmmph, mornin'.

*enters the Breakables room*

*Breaks it*

MSB

Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:28 PM

ok why did I get up this morning??? ...oh yeah 'cause my mom started discussing work stuff with Tim( the lawyer who was forced to spend last night at our house due to whiteout blizzard) at 4:55 am really loudly and since my bedroom is directly underneath the kitchen they were in...

I think Valentine's day is a mean holiday... I know of no other holiday where you're excluded if you aren't part of a couple. If you're single you can still celebrate Christmas, Easter, what have you...but Valentine's day is right out. So basically it's just mocking all the singles and trying to make them feel bad...

*hugs Jimi*

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BLACKADDER7

Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:34 PM

It's even better watching all the pretentious women getting flowers delivered to them... AT WORK. Then they parade them around to all their friends/co-workers and they compare and contrast what kind of flowers they got. Finally they display them prominently in their offices/cubes and the whole place ends up smelling like a greenhouse.

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MSB

Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:55 PM

No amount of martinis will make this day ok.....

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