Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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Originally posted by nbz:
(There was this one movie about a run a way car that I remember.)
that would be Christine...
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A River baby - bi-product of River/Jayne or River/Mal or River/Simon or River/clone or River/etc
and my worst nightmare is that it pops-up in my kid's preschool class!
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Originally posted by wytchcroft:
that would be Christine...
No I don't think it is that. This is a normal car that just cannot brake.
There is an annoying passenger, a good guy cop, a helicopter crew, a stuck up bridge worker...
EDIT - I think it is this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120041/ - aptly called Runaway car
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Wychcroft, what you sent me has me laughing so hard I can barely type!
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.
"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"
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Quote:
Originally posted by jetflair:
laughing so hard I can barely type!
that's ok - thanks to you i can barely SEE! (staggers off site at this juncture)
still the one-eyed wytchcrofter
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Quote:
Originally posted by jetflair:
Wychcroft, what you sent me has me laughing so hard I can barely type!
HILARIOUS!, Wychcroft, I bet you were a Smurf Fan!NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I got some... strange ones...
-A Job actually going RIGHT... little danger, safe drop, getting all their cashy-money all nice and easy like
- Badger NOT being a wanker or a sod
- Niska acting like a kind and loving grandfather
- Books brains getting crushed by his hair
- River eating crew 
- Ath inviting Mal to kick his.... Ath... again
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-Mal's little Witchy-poo calling Simon a boob.......
-Random and pointless cameos including Caleb, Alex Tully, and Sam Cain
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- Mal as an unfeeling killing machine
- Mal as an easy-going, sensitive, emotionally perceptive sort of guy
- Zoe as an unfeeling killing machine, post-BDM
- Zoe as a pathetic glob of jell-o, post-BDM
- Zoe desperately unhappy without a man in her life
- Inara desperately unhappy without a man in her life
- Kaylee desperately unhappy etc., etc.
- and River's in this state, too
- Simon as an effete coward
- River telling Mal/Inara, Simon/Kaylee, Jayne/anyone, how they really feel about each other and that they shold act on it immediately
- Said couple acting on River's advice because, hey, she's psychic
had enough, yet?
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Simon/anyone (especially River)
Over sensitive Wash
Secretly a genius Jayne ( I once read a fic where he spoke Latin)
River as overly crazy
Weeping mess Kaylee
Stupid Kaylee
Cowardly Wash
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Forsaken Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
Hell on wheels
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