Boris Yeltsin 1931 - 2007

POSTED BY: Khyron
UPDATED: Monday, April 23, 2007 21:47
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KHYRON

Monday, April 23, 2007 6:42 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6584481.stm

So long, and thanks for all the laughs.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

HERO

Monday, April 23, 2007 7:22 PM

Not to get all PirateNewish but I'm fairly convinced that Boris Yeltsin died in 1994 and was replaced by an animatronic ethanol powered robot constructed by the Walt Disney Corporation.

It all comes from a visit to the Hall of Presidents in Disney World (Lincoln walks across the fracking stage) and then seeing Yeltsin walk across a similar stage in China only to then topple over in a manikin-like fashion. After that the pieces all suddenly made sense...

He was a poor leader, but man made some history. That tank business was great.

H

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, April 23, 2007 9:47 PM

In other news, shares in Smirnoff Vodka plummeted to record lows today...

It's sad news, but considering the amount he did to his body he lived to be a pretty good age. 76 is nothing to sniff at.

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