The Sereni-Tree and the Raid on Reaverworld
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, May 19, 2007 06:47
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"I'm well, aside from the bleeding neck and shoulders. I'll have the survivors off this mudball in less than two minutes."
*JadeHand lifts off and flies low towards SR's last known position. Spoting a firefight on the ground he angles the engines downwards and throttles up. The blasts from the engines bursting several Reavers into flames and knocking many nearby flailing onto the ground. He spots SR giving the last of the nearby reavers a severe case of lead poisoning and gives him a nod and salute from the cockpit.*
"Heading back to the Tree. See you all soon."
*JadeHand gains altitude and leaves atmo. Safely in the black, he radios the Tree.*
"JadeHand to SimonWho. I know you're busy, but we have a few in need of medical attention. This ship is a little large for the hanger bay, so I'll be docking soon. Hope you can help. I've got a few survivors from a recent raid. Malnurishment and exposure mostly, aside from the mental trauma."
"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
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Originally posted by jake7:
I'm just hoping for a good, hearty breakfast to wake me up!
*Drip by drip, cozen's makeshift ethanol factory slowly produces fuel for the Nathanponycar. Meanwhile, slavishly devoted to fulfilling all of his captive's needs, he somehow manages to slay a coincidentally placed pig, in order to fulfill the sausage requirement of the above-mentioned breakfast order.
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Work, work.
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"Did that baby just say something about atomic theory or have I been around the monkeys to long?"
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Originally posted by citizen:
"Did that baby just say something about atomic theory or have I been around the monkeys to [ sic ] long?"
Rumour has it there's a theory afloat suggesting that once one becomes used to the smell, the monkeyluv ain't so bad.
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Just sayin', eh?
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Air support is on the way SR, if ya really want it...
"Not necessary, thanks, it would just be more efficient" (Bang, Bang, Bang, click.) "oh damn!" (scrape, slap, SNARL! crack,Bang, Bang, Bang,)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
"I'm well, aside from the bleeding neck and shoulders. I'll have the survivors off this mudball in less than two minutes."
*JadeHand lifts off and flies low towards SR's last known position. Spoting a firefight on the ground he angles the engines downwards and throttles up. The blasts from the engines bursting several Reavers into flames and knocking many nearby flailing onto the ground. He spots SR giving the last of the nearby reavers a severe case of lead poisoning and gives him a nod and salute from the cockpit.*
SR stands tall with his auto shotgun in his left hand and his cutlass in his right and shakes them over his head with a roar of triumph and is completely unaware that a reaver is charging toward his back with a huge spear. Less than a yard from contact the reaver finds the spear plucked from his grasp and simultaneously trips over a very substantial metallic foot. Snarky picks up the stunned reaver and casts him aside as a grown man would fling a rag doll across a room. SR remains blissfully ignorant of all this.
Scorpion Regent
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Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Rumour has it there's a theory afloat suggesting that once one becomes used to the smell, the monkeyluv ain't so bad.
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Just sayin', eh?
With a shudder, TheRealMe realizes that no matter how pathetic his current love life may be, there are still people in the world more desperate than he is!
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by cozen:
...he somehow manages to slay a coincidentally placed pig, in order to fulfill the sausage requirement of the above-mentioned breakfast order.
**Jake7 has a weird dream about pigs. For some reason, they're squealing like crazy then fall silent. A new dream takes over, a much more restful dream. She smiles in her sleep and remains out cold**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Originally posted by BrownCoat2007:
OOC: no problem, was just wondering if you were still alive is all
*begins to sniff the air*
"I don't know about anyone elles, but I'm smelling Duce and Wisp, and they seem to be having a nice little party with a big group of Reavers..."
Deuce stood over the last Reaver in the bunch she and WISP had been fighting, breathing heavily and sweating profusely. She wrenched free her lefthanded katana.
"Hmmmph!! You know, it's not easy to keep smelling like roses after fighting a damn Reaver army! I'll hit the showers after we get back!"
She looked up to see a vehicle fly over. She waved her fist at it and gave it an obscene gesture.
"Damn it! You leavin' WISP and me on this ball of filth? Crap! Damn it!"
WISP carefully directed her attention to the shuttle they landed in, secure by the side of a hill. "That's ours over there," he told her. "Jadehand found another ship."
"Oh." Deuce put both her katanas away. "Let's go then."
Bride2
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Originally posted by citizen:
"Did that baby just say something about atomic theory or have I been around the monkeys to long?"
If you even have to ask that question, you've been around the monkeys too long.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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*JadeHand approaches the Tree and the coupling of the main airlock drifts into place. The craft comes to a complete stop and he keys in the release for the door. The scent of the Tree air is refreshing after his recent encounters. He quickly signals the Med Bay and heads back to the cages where he begins releasing the weakened prisoners. Reassuring them that help will be here soon, he begins helping those that can walk into the common area of the Tree. There, JadeHand spots Trey behind the bar and becomes distracted.*
"Trey, long time, How have ya been?"
"...um, you're bleeding.."
"Yeah, it'll stop eventually. I'll take a double."
"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
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