It's all your fault, Citizen -

POSTED BY: SevenPercent
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 7, 2007 08:17
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SEVENPERCENT

Saturday, March 3, 2007 1:51 PM

Saw this and thought of you, 'Zen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic
le_id=439544&in_page_id=1770

From the article:
Britain is apparently to blame for just about all of the planet's problems. In its days of might and glory, our Sceptred Isle was in fact an Evil Empire that enslaved the world, and is today responsible for everything from African genocides to the Iraq War and the conflict between Palestine and Israel.

Sigh. I guess PN was always right about you.

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KHYRON

Saturday, March 3, 2007 3:32 PM

So we've stopped blaming France now?

Blaming the French is more fun...

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CAUSAL

Saturday, March 3, 2007 3:48 PM

Wait--I thought we were blaming the Bush Administration.

I'm so confused...

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KHYRON

Saturday, March 3, 2007 3:52 PM

'Bush' is an English surname, so I guess blaming Bush still works in the new theory.

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CITIZEN

Saturday, March 3, 2007 4:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SevenPercent:
Saw this and thought of you, 'Zen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic
le_id=439544&in_page_id=1770

From the article:
Britain is apparently to blame for just about all of the planet's problems. In its days of might and glory, our Sceptred Isle was in fact an Evil Empire that enslaved the world, and is today responsible for everything from African genocides to the Iraq War and the conflict between Palestine and Israel.

Sigh. I guess PN was always right about you.

It's not all Britain's fault. It's all my fault, specifically, I made them do it, I made them do everything.

I made them colonise America and declare independence specifically because I knew it would lead to the Bush administration. All me.

And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you pesky kids.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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OLDENGLANDDRY

Saturday, March 3, 2007 4:36 PM

Actualy the Normans created the basis for what would become "The British Empire" and since they were technically French we can go back to blaming "Johnny Crappo" without much further adoo.

And so the natural order of things is restored.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, March 3, 2007 5:00 PM

I thought Gojiro was to blame? O.o Is it not his fault?

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CITIZEN

Saturday, March 3, 2007 5:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Actualy the Normans created the basis for what would become "The British Empire" and since they were technically French we can go back to blaming "Johnny Crappo" without much further adoo.

And so the natural order of things is restored.

Well really they were vikings.

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KHYRON

Saturday, March 3, 2007 5:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Well really they were vikings.

They lived in France before they came here. That's all we need to know.

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CHRISISALL

Saturday, March 3, 2007 5:20 PM

I blame myself.
Gozer the Gozarian read my thoughts as to the worst possible bringer of destruction, and then the Bush Administration materialized. I'm sorry, I should have visualized the Stay-Puft marshmallow man; then we would have stood a chance.

No unliscensed nuclear accellerators Chrisisall

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 3, 2007 6:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Well really they were vikings.
They lived in France before they came here. That's all we need to know.

So did a lot of people. They left in a bit of a hurry though, ask Joan of Ark.

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MISSTRESSAHARA

Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

It's not all Britain's fault. It's all my fault, specifically, I made them do it, I made them do everything.

I made them colonise America and declare independence specifically because I knew it would lead to the Bush administration. All me.

And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you pesky kids.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Oh God that's funny.

I need a rolling on the ground emote.

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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sunday, March 4, 2007 5:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

So did a lot of people. They left in a bit of a hurry though, ask Joan of Ark.

The Brits encouraged her to leave, remember? The big stake and all that burning stuff?

OLDENGLANDDRY

Sunday, March 4, 2007 8:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Actualy the Normans created the basis for what would become "The British Empire" and since they were technically French we can go back to blaming "Johnny Crappo" without much further adoo.

And so the natural order of things is restored.
Well really they were vikings.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

I did say "technically French".
Yes they were Vikings but they lived in France, spoke French, took Poofy French names and put the idea of invading people into the English psyche . So I say "Bog off Froggy".

CITIZEN

Sunday, March 4, 2007 10:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
I did say "technically French".
Yes they were Vikings but they lived in France, spoke French, took Poofy French names and put the idea of invading people into the English psyche . So I say "Bog off Froggy".

So, they were pansy vikings. Point is they weren't pure breed French, cause everyone knows the French couldn't invade England.

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KHYRON

Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:01 AM

But the French put them up to it. Case closed.

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CITIZEN

Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:40 AM

The French have always been stirrers. They knew they couldn't manage it so they pushed other people into it.

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FLETCH2

Sunday, March 4, 2007 5:55 PM

So the crux of this guy's book is that everyone else is such a wuss that we're the only ones responsable for world history?

OLDENGLANDDRY

Sunday, March 4, 2007 7:10 PM

The French are definately up to something. The bloke who wrote this book is probably French, that would explain his empire envy.

CITIZEN

Sunday, March 4, 2007 10:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fletch2:
So the crux of this guy's book is that everyone else is such a wuss that we're the only ones responsable for world history?

Including the yanks

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MAVOURNEEN

Monday, March 5, 2007 5:59 PM

Actually, I thought of Citizen's good works just the other day while browsing the Washington DC headlines:

http://www.nbc4.com/news/11156489/detail.html?subid=10101441

Quote:
Body Found In Potomac River
Citizen Spotted Body In Water

POSTED: 2:01 pm EST March 2, 2007

Good eyes, Citizen! Thanks for helping my community!

KHYRON

Monday, March 5, 2007 6:16 PM

He's British... are you sure he didn't put the body there in the first place?

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DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, March 5, 2007 6:20 PM

You're blaming the British now? Pfft! Please! Get in line! We've been doing that for eight hundred years, pal!

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CITIZEN

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 5:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
You're blaming the British now? Pfft! Please! Get in line! We've been doing that for eight hundred years, pal!

Yeah, that was me too.

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RIVERISMYGODDESS

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 5:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Oh God that's funny. I need a rolling on the ground emote.

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OLDENGLANDDRY

Wednesday, March 7, 2007 8:17 AM

I bet the French set up Libby as well.