The Sereni-Tree and Mai-Quest 3: Quest to the Old West
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, March 29, 2007 06:08
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Maybe "Everyone"?
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Maybe "Everyone"?
Soul shrugs, types in "everyone", and hits the button.
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Sarah Everyoneabee gets de-zombiefied, but her freedom only lasts a few short seconds.
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"Okay, that's just wrong..."
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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What are the odds?
Maybe we should just leave it. We're doing more harm than good!
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe turns to face the oncoming zombie horde. He draws his remaining six-gun and reloads. "Jake7, we may need your force field. We have to hold these things off while we get the others home." He pauses in thought as he snaps the six-shooter shut. "Say, can you use that remote to put a force-field globe around our enemies? To trap them? I think that you did that on Zanzibar, didn't you?
No, I put the shield around us and they bounced off. That was the time I accidentally reanimated the dead alien creatures we were killing...
But I can keep a shield around the portal to keep out any new zombies. I'll have to be the last one on board -- so DON'T close up the portal until I get through! I don't want to stay on this planet!!
**jake7 stands guard at the portal with the force field up while the rest of the crew scrambles back through the portal**
Is everyone on board yet? These zombies are starting to get a little too close for comfort, and I'm not sure how much battery power I have left!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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*watches as a bluefishie pops out of the floor and puts it in her fishie bowl*
...Cool.
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"Zombies eh" Citizen muttered still slightly dazed. "Could be worse, could be door to door vacuum cleaner sales men, at least with Zombies shooting them in the head kills them." He sighed heavilly before sitting back down. "I ran across a band from hoover once, you don't know fear until even the most powerful explosives won't deter the question 'would you like our special marble insurance'"
"I tell you, there was this one guy tried to get me with a super-suco-matic 450 with complimentry dust guarding, how he carried on offering me money off vouchers without a head is utterly beyond me."
"We're seriously lucky it's just Zombies, reanimated fetid corpses my smell bad and have an unhealthy desire for human chow but at least they don't try and sell you vacuum cleaners."
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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In the Westworld, guarding that end of the portal...
TheRealMe shoots several zombies in the head, dropping them, but then his six-shooter clicks. He is out of bullets! He quickly breaks his pistol at the hinge and starts fumbling with loading it with more bullets.
Then Jake7's force field starts to flicker.
Suddenly, from behind them, a form in a yellow jumpsuit flashes past. It is Ace, Bride1. With five swift swings of her mirror-bright katana she cuts a handful of zombies to pieces. Then she stands calmly, waiting for more to approach.
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As Bride 1 fights to save her crew, a super duper, extra creepy, and very stealth zombie sneeks up behind her wielding a deadly weapon.
It raises the vaccum cleaner above her head and prepares to strike her down.
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"See?" Citizen exclaimed removing a tube of nodescript powder from one of his many inside pockets. "You shoot their brains out, blow them up, and they still come back as evil Vaccuum cleaner Zombie sales persons."
He took a handful of powder and threw it at the Zombie. It shrank back moaning a sickening screaming moan, dropping the vaccum cleaner while Bride 1 lobbed it's head off with a well aimed strike.
"Shack and Vac and put the freshness back." Citizen shrugged replacing the tube in his pocket.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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*Slips through the portal in the relative calm following the death of the SalesZombie.*
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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