Loafer's Nook 26 - Post Birthday Posts
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Sunday, December 3, 2006 22:54
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ScorpianRegent you are a sweetheart. Thank you, but please don't get me started on my absolute lack of anything remotely resembleing progress or luck in the applying for jobs in theatres or tv studios.
(edited for ranting)
I suppose an outburst was expected sooner or later, 'pologies guys.
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Hey, sorry things aren't as you'd hoped at the moment but given how many people have raved about your costuming skills, I'm sure that you'll find a position to make good use of your talents sooner or later.
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Sorry about the corpses, Love. But I assure you they were very bad people. Sometimes a person just needs killin'. I've met many of them, and heard about far too many more.
"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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yes, i suppose they wern't great people. but the corpses just seem to be magnetically attracted to the museum.
One workmate reckons its the new mummy we got a while back (supposedly shorts the electrics and caused accidents whenever someone touches it)
Citizen suggested the museum was built on an indian burial ground, but i'm not sure we ever had native americans in this country, so thats an excellent theory kiboshed.
I reckon liverpool, like sunnydale is built on a hellmouth, but this ones a lot sneakier - instead of sending out uber-vamps to scare us, it sends chavs.
Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Quote:Not native Americans, Indians, from India. Rising from the dead to take revenge on Curry guzzeling Northern Monkies
Originally posted by seryn:
Citizen suggested the museum was built on an indian burial ground, but i'm not sure we ever had native americans in this country, so thats an excellent theory kiboshed.
. Besides they could have relocated, or maybe they moved the ancient burial ground corpse by corpse. I imagine that would piss the restless spirits off even more.Quote:That's pure evil, even the master didn't send out Chavs, even the first great evil would not dare to manifest as a burberry wearing blinged up simpleton.
I reckon liverpool, like sunnydale is built on a hellmouth, but this ones a lot sneakier - instead of sending out uber-vamps to scare us, it sends chavs.
There's so needs to be a spoof of Zombie films called "Night of the Burberry Chav". I've just got the Abridged Version of the Zombie Survival Guide with a magazine I subscribe to (which definatly isn't a computer game rag packed full of adolecent humor *shifty eyes*) which was really unfortunate since now I'm going to have to buy the full version.
Speaking of which there really needs to be a decent Zombie game, the They Hunger mods for Half-Life were good, but were just FPS, so didn't really capture the Zombie thing, there's an updated one for Half Life2 in the works ( http://www.blackwidowgames.com/ ) which looks pretty good. I think some sort of GTA style game, but with Zombies, would be a winner.
Where was I? Oh yeah, do Chavs eat curried brains in Liverpool? If they do you know mystical Indians are at work in the Museum.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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so A. B, C or all of the above?
I don't know about any chavs eating brains - they seem strangly resistant to anything involving brains, which is why i've never held much stock in the chav/zombie plague theory.
But they do have some fairly noxious culinary habits, and the table manners of a mostly rotted dead body (or would, if any of them knew how to eat at a table other than the booths in 'maccies')So your theory has some weight to it....
As for the (Asian) Indian burial ground idea, we have had a large aisian population for a long time - but i'm fairly sure that Asians tend to cremate their dead.
May be wrong, but i'm sure i got told that.
But the mummy theory has weight to, plus we have hundreds of articles that were never intended to be seen, let alone be put on display thousands of miles away from their scared hut or wherever.
so between them all, i'm astonished we've got away with only two suicides and a murder in the building - woulda thought we'd be knee deep in em.
(btw, i really do apologise for the outburst last night, i had a good cry and i'm feeling much better - yey me)
Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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I think I missed the outburst, was that what you edited? I'd say something comforting, but I'm not very good at it, does there there in a manly tone and offering Tea suffice?
I did actually see what looks like a good Zombie game for the XBox today, nearly bought it, so nearly, takes place in a Mall, just you and thousands of Zombies (so like any typical Saturday really) but you can use any household (surely Mallhold?) item to bludgeon cut shoot or skewer. I actually like that idea, specially since it mentioned run over and lawnmowers in more or less the same sentence, ride on mower fun.
Now if running over and cutting up Zombies with gardening tools doesn't get your mind off your problems, I don't know what will.
Shame you can't really mod for the Xbox, then you could have all the Zombies wearing Burberry.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Quote:
(btw, i really do apologise for the outburst last night, i had a good cry and i'm feeling much better - yey me)
Now, now, Big girls don't cry. (big hug)
Scorpion Regent
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i think my brother played that one - it was fun to watch if nothing else, i'm not sure about dressing up the zombies, but you could dress the guy you controlled in any thing - suits, sports kits, even kids clothes and bikini's. My brother did an entire mission with him in a dress just for me.
But yes, there were alsorts of objects just lying around waiting to be used to dispatch zombies in new and unusual ways.
I'll ask him about it - he may even still have it, you can swap or something.
Yes, manly there theres and offers of tea will do thank you, but honestly i'm ok, i had a rant, had a whinge, then scrubbed it all out and now i feel good.
Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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This one?
http://ww2.capcom.com/deadrising/
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