Jesus Camp

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Sunday, August 27, 2006 15:53
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SUCCATASH

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:36 PM

Jesus Camp looks like an interesting documentary. Here's a link to the movie trailer:

http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pmmsid=1698058

There are two kinds of people in the world - people who love Jesus, and people who don't.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

SIMONWHO

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:42 PM

I love Jesus. Christians on the other hand...

EMBERS

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:45 PM

my feelings exactly, Simonwho

GEEZER

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:53 PM

Is there any way we could get these folks and the radical Islamists together in one place and let 'em fight it out for the glory of God(s)? Maybe in Jerusalem, since it's holy to both faiths, and we could let the Zionists play as well. I'd be willing to chip in the cost of a couple of plane tickets (one way, or course).

"Keep the Shiny side up"

FREMDFIRMA

Friday, August 25, 2006 3:18 PM

I'll donate a couple cases of Wolf 7.62x39mm to the cause... man that ammo is craptastic, at least it'd be put to good use!

-Frem

CANTTAKESKY

Friday, August 25, 2006 9:54 PM

Thanks for the link. I hope the movie does bring awareness to just how dedicated and huge the evangelical movement is. For the last 2 decades at least, they have become increasingly well organized and politically savvy. They want a theocracy, and they are not going to stop until they get it.

And unless we start taking them very very seriously, they ARE going to get it.

Former Fundie Can't Take My Goddamn F*cking Sky

DREAMTROVE

Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:10 AM

Quote:
Is there any way we could get these folks and the radical Islamists together in one place and let 'em fight it out for the glory of God(s)? Maybe in Jerusalem, since it's holy to both faiths, and we could let the Zionists play as well. I'd be willing to chip in the cost of a couple of plane tickets (one way, or course).

Now there's an idea!

Coming soon.... GODBOWL 2007 !

I recently saw something about indoctrinating muslim and jewish children. The Muslim children learn about the glory of fighting to stop the evil march of israel by blowing themselves up with a dogma-military training combo. The jewish children at camp signed their names on bombs that would be sent to kill arab children.

I like the godbowl idea. It can be a three way sport. Each team gets to pick their way through a minefield, don't worry, god will show them the way. Or pick up the pieces.

The three goals are the holiest part of Jerusalem for them, which has been converted into a giant stadium.

The ball itself is a bomb, and if you're left holding it when it the buzzer goes, then you get into the kingdom of heaven.

Millions of fans can watch and throw grenades from the sidelines which are sold like popcorn. Then the less fanatical than the jihadists/crusaders/zionists can get about their lives without having to deal with all this cr@p.

YINYANG

Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:47 AM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Quote:
Is there any way we could get these folks and the radical Islamists together in one place and let 'em fight it out for the glory of God(s)? Maybe in Jerusalem, since it's holy to both faiths, and we could let the Zionists play as well. I'd be willing to chip in the cost of a couple of plane tickets (one way, or course).

Now there's an idea!

Coming soon.... GODBOWL 2007 !

I recently saw something about indoctrinating muslim and jewish children. The Muslim children learn about the glory of fighting to stop the evil march of israel by blowing themselves up with a dogma-military training combo. The jewish children at camp signed their names on bombs that would be sent to kill arab children.

I like the godbowl idea. It can be a three way sport. Each team gets to pick their way through a minefield, don't worry, god will show them the way. Or pick up the pieces.

The three goals are the holiest part of Jerusalem for them, which has been converted into a giant stadium.

The ball itself is a bomb, and if you're left holding it when it the buzzer goes, then you get into the kingdom of heaven.

Millions of fans can watch and throw grenades from the sidelines which are sold like popcorn. Then the less fanatical than the jihadists/crusaders/zionists can get about their lives without having to deal with all this cr@p.

That was well said. Wasn't that well said?

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Originally posted by canttakesky:
Thanks for the link. I hope the movie does bring awareness to just how dedicated and huge the evangelical movement is. For the last 2 decades at least, they have become increasingly well organized and politically savvy. They want a theocracy, and they are not going to stop until they get it.

And unless we start taking them very very seriously, they ARE going to get it.

Former Fundie Can't Take My Goddamn F*cking Sky

Good point, CTTS. They want a theocracy - and they'll be stepping over my dead body to get it.

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I'm a trouble-maker; Kaneman said so!

::points to 'I'm a trouble-maker' sticker on shirt and makes a platypus noise::

CAUSAL

Saturday, August 26, 2006 1:43 PM

All I ask, people, is that you don't confuse actual followers of Jesus with this lot. These people scare me as much (and possibly more) than they scare you.

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SUCCATASH

Saturday, August 26, 2006 9:48 PM

Quite scary, indeed.

Aug. 26, 2006
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060826/ap_on_el_se/senate_harris

U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris: "If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin, including abortion and gay marriage.

Separating religion and politics is wrong because God is the one who chooses our rulers.

Oh my.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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