The Sereni-Tree: Quest For The Giant Firebreathing Space Chickens!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 06:07
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Sir Kei sighs loudly, but doesn’t get out of his chair. He quickly starts shoveling eggs into his mouth.
“Ruby? A little aid here please?” Sir Kei calls around a mouthful of eggs, as he dodges the first snakes attack.
Reacting like this kind of thing happens quite often, Ruby reaches behind the bar, grabs a pair of steak knives and throws them towards Sir Kei. They whistle through the air and stick into the wall beside Sir Kei’s head.
“C’mon, Ruby, you know that I am no good with thrown weapons. Something a little bigger than these please?” Sir Kei manages another mouthful of eggs in between attacks. He still hasn’t left his chair. Ruby shrug’s and holds up her hands in a helpless gesture.
“Dragons spit!!” Sir Kei curses as a snakes attack knocks over his breakfast. Reaching down, he breaks the leg off the table and swings at the nearest snake, knocking it across the room near where the newcomers sit.
Sir Kei notices them for the first time and pauses his attack long enough to smile and bow. “My apologies kind folk. My breakfast has become… how shall I say… problematic. I shall endeavor to finish this off quickly.”
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"Stop doing that thing"
"What thing"
"That thing where your mouth moves and noise comes out"
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TheRealMe rises and bows to Sir Kei.
"Greetings, Sir Knight, and may I say that I am quite..."
He gets out nothing more before a giant snake slams into him, knocks him over, and starts to constrict itself around his body.
"Mmmmmf!" he adds.
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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*Jadehand quickly releases whatever he was reaching for in his bag. He stands quickly. As his legs straighten ,his chair is thrown back to the floor behind him. His hand is on his cutlass and it sings free of it's scabbard as he charges towards the snake.*
"Captain!"
"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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"You think i'd actually let someone name a kid Spawn? What kind of a heartless torturing cow do you take me for?"
*thinks for a bit*
"god i think that would almost be as cruel as calling them Pubert. Do I really come off as that awful?"
"Ok, well, that is, in point of fact, a plan. Not a good one, but a plan.
Tell me, would you actually be capable of that strenuous napping once you've soaked so long everything has shrivelled up and fallen off?"
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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Cloning, complete with tampering with DNA to check unwanted reaverish tendencies?
Well, okay but I'm going to have to consult my mad doctor colleague on this one. Bring the DNA samples to the sickbay and I'll analyse.
Lets hope Needle doesn't eat this one too.
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
"You think i'd actually let someone name a kid Spawn? What kind of a heartless torturing cow do you take me for?"
*thinks for a bit*
"god i think that would almost be as cruel as calling them Pubert. Do I really come off as that awful?"
"Ok, well, that is, in point of fact, a plan. Not a good one, but a plan.
Tell me, would you actually be capable of that strenuous napping once you've soaked so long everything has shrivelled up and fallen off?"
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
"It would appear you still have no idea of what I am capabl of." Says Sr with a evil grin as he rises out of the tub.
Scorpion Regent
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On the Sereni-Tree:
Bobbie Sue giggles with glee while Quincey and Jet go to retrieve the remains of Ace, Bride1.
Deuce heads off for her gymnastics practice.
Serenity continues to cradle Seraphina in her arms.
"Thank you, Doctor," Trey says warmly.
"Huh!" Bride7 sneers. "We are SO heading for an 'I told you so' moment!"
Deuce, Bride2
Trey, Bride3
Jet, Bride4
Quincey, Bride5
Bobbie Sue, Bride6
Bride7
Serenity, Bride8
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In the Village Inn on the planet Zanzibar:
TheRealMe pushes away part of the giant snake constricting around him in order to speak (and breathe).
"Arrrgh, me maties! It be talk like a pirate day!"
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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"argh! ye be 'havin a spare do ye?"
*wonders why she's talking this way, realises, and giggles*
"well then, my man, ye'd best be showing me the booty then aint ya?"
(ooc - we'll get back to y'all later 
)
HAPPY TLA PIRATE DAY!
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*There is a shimmering in the air in the Sereni-TREE common room.*
*Out of fat air, appears none other than the mysterious, and long-time gone BLUE BOX of SimonWho!*
*The shimmering subsides leaving the box with a very corporeal presence. Nothing happens for a second, then the door opens, and just inside, stands PsychicRiver.*
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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