The Brand New RWE Ad-Hominem Thread
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 1, 2006 21:41
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ROFL. I haven't laughed this hard since the last lawyer joke I heard.
Since Finn's not here, I'll say this. Ya'll are a bunch of global-cooling, carbon dioxide-dissing, obviously non-Michael Crichton-reading, double-double-double dumbasses who believe everything the government tells ya.
So anyway, here is the last lawyer joke I heard.
Quote:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Ya'll are a buncha...buncha...lawyers.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
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Originally posted by canttakesky:
Ya'll are a buncha...buncha...lawyers.
Oh crap. You went nuclear.
* ducks and covers *
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Quote:This is an exersize in PRE-EMPTIVE Ad-Hominem attack, you wanker!!
Originally posted by Causal:
Obviously, I'm never listening to anything you have to say, ever again.
Sheesh.
Not listening either Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:This is an exersize in PRE-EMPTIVE Ad-Hominem attack, you wanker!!
Originally posted by Causal:
Obviously, I'm never listening to anything you have to say, ever again.
Sheesh.
Not listening either Chrisisall
Shut up, doody head!
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
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Make me, Reaver breath.Chrisisall
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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I fart in your general direction.
Chrisisall
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Ikki ikki ikki p'tang zoo wom!
(Ni!)
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You stupid english kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigits!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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hmmmm, no responses in a few days, I guess I win!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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