Two Ewes walk into a Baaaaaaah
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UPDATED: Tuesday, September 5, 2006 07:06
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The end is nigh
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time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers... or is that just me?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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a horse walks into the bar...
the bartender says..."why the long face?".....
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That's one of my favorites!
How 'bout this one:
A termite walks into a bar...
asks.."is the bartender here?"
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"
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That's one of my favorites!
How 'bout this one:
A termite walks into a bar...
asks.."is the bartender here?"
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"
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two peanuts walk into a bar...and one's a salted
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Bump.
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Okay. Here's one my niece really liked when she was a lot younger...
What did the snail, riding on the back of a turtle, say?
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WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Here's a snail groaner.
The snail had decided on the Ferrari he wanted and had a strange request for the dealer, "I want you to paint the Superman emblem on the doors, the hood, the trunk and the roof." The dealer asked the snail, "Why would you want to mess up a Ferrari like that?" The snail answered, "Because when I fly by I want people to say:
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Look at that S-car-go!!
I told you it was a groaner
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And one last snail joke.
Noah and the animals decided it was time to figure out if the flood waters had receded. So they drew straws to determine who would explore. The snail drew the shortest straw and set out to find if there was land. A week went by. The animals began to complain about how you couldn't trust a snail to get the job done. From the front of the ark, there came a small voice, "If you're going to talk about me like that. I'm. Not. Going."
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