Two Jews walk into a bar...

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CHRISISALL

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:13 PM

Title got yer attention, eh?

Really, my question is:
How many consider Israel the Holy Land, and how many consider it just a lot of dirt that's being fought over?

Can o'worms Chrisisall

RIVER6213

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:15 PM

Get a job.

RUE

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:19 PM

Being non-religious - historically interesting dirt.

KWICKO

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
Being non-religious - historically interesting dirt.

Ditto.

Remember, Kiddies, you can't spell "QUAGMIRE" without "I", "R", "A", & "Q"!

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:45 AM

Quote:

"The basic reason for our opposition to an Independent Jewish state as that in prevailing circumstances the officially recognised representation of the Jewish people does not consider the authority of the Holy Law as binding in the public affairs of the Jewish people, and it is contrary to the wishes of G-d to create a Jewish State."
-Rabbi Yosef Tzvi Dushinsky, Statement to the U.N. Special Committee on Palestine 1947
www.JewsAgainstZionism.com

Since it's illegal invention in 1948, Israel has been in perpetual state of martial law and civil war against its own citizens.

Anti-Chrisitan non-Semitic "Jewish" Israeli gangster psychopaths declared genocidal world war this week, plus slaughter their own citizens with military massacres of unarmed civilians in Death Camps under martial law. How would YOU like a US military gunship helicopter or F-16 or B-52 explode YOUR house and cut YOUR children into little bitty peices and make you clean them out of YOUR trees? Every day is a Waco and Ruby Ridge in Israel.

Quote:

Israel Blasts Beirut Airport For Second Day
www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060713/israel_lebanon_s
trikes_060714/20060714?hub=World

Robert Fisk Describes Israeli Slaughter Of Civilians
http://rense.com/general72/sise.htm

Major Escalation As Israel Blasts Beirut Suburbs
www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/07/13/mideast/index.html

Israel Bombards Beirut Amid Spiraling Attacks
www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/07/13/mideast/index.html

Oil Hits New High As Mideast Violence Escalates
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12400801/

Israel Blockades Lebanon
www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L13817591.htm

Israeli Airstrike Collapses Palestinian Foreign Ministry Building
www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C203237%2C00.html

Semite.
A member of a group of Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the ARABS, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians.
-Dictionary.com

It is racist anti-Semitism to attack Arabs. Jews are the world's most hateful anti-Semites, according to every dictionary.

Israeli Mossad founded Hamas as controlled-opposition.

Israel bombed, naplamed, machine gunned and torpedoed USS Liberty to lure USA into war with Egypt. So Israel probably attacks itself to blame the Pelestinians and neighbor nations to steal their real estate.
www.ussliberty.org

Quote:

USS Liberty after the Israeli attack

Pentagon pressed to probe Israeli war crimes

The survivors say the attack violated the Geneva Conventions regulating conduct of war. They also say that further crimes were committed when Israeli sailors fired at rescuers and firefighters on the ship's bullet-riddled deck and into rubber life rafts thrown into the water to rescue survivors.

www.aljazeera.com/me.asp?service_ID=9082

www.ussliberty.org/jimsbook.htm

VIDEO DOWNLOAD: Dead in the Water: Israeli Sinking of the USS Liberty
During the Six-Day war, Israel attacked and nearly sank the USS Liberty, claiming mistaken identity. The truth turns out to be more sinister... Jewish President LBJ ordered Israel to sink the USS Liberty, "and send that goddamn ship to the bottom!" By BBC News
www.thedossier.ukonline.co.uk/video_cover-ups.htm

Israel has 400 nukes, and threatens to nuke Europe.

US citizen Rachel Corrie was murdered by Israeli Army buldozer while bullhorning to save the home of a Palestinian medical doctor in Israel
www.rachelcorrie.org

My Name is Rachel Corrie, a play composed from Corrie's journals and e-mails from Gaza and directed by British actor Alan Rickman, opened in London and ran until April 30, 2005, [23] before being revived in October 2005. The play was to be transported to the New York Theatre Workshop, but when it was postponed indefinitely, the English producers denounc

GEEZER

Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:56 AM

Not holy to me.

There's a couple of brook trout streams in the Shenandoah I think highly of, however. Don't ask. I ain't sharing my holy ground.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

ROCKETJOCK

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:38 AM

Ah, Piratenews, giving schizoid paranoia a bad name, as usual.

"Two Jews walk into a bar..."

You'd think the second one would have ducked!

*Rimshot!*

As for Israel being "The Holy Land"--Yes, but--
since as a Pagan I believe all the universe is holy, that's nothing noteworthy.

But for all the stupidity and evil that has been done over some plot of dirt that one or more group consider especially sacred--

If I had absolute power, I would teleport all living beings a safe distance from Jerusalem and Mecca, and then drop asteroids on both of them.

Maybe that would teach all these supposed monotheists to stop making false Gods out of pieces of real estate.

"Throughout history, great minds have pointed towards a glorious goal, and said This is the place we should be -- this is the way we should face -- this is the direction we should travel. And not long after, a great many fools have said Look! It's a finger! A grand, glorious and holy finger! Let us all worship this wonderful finger." -- Attributed to Captain Jean-Luc Picard

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:53 AM

A) I'm a Christian

B) I don't consider it holy

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

22CLAWS

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:17 AM

Captain Obvious says, they're not fighting over the dirt.

22

OLDENGLANDDRY

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:46 AM

It's just dirtisall, Chrisisall.

I have a letter written by my father during the war (the big one, you know, against the Fascists and all that) just after having marched (trucked) through what was then Transjordan, Tripolitania and Palestine. He says that "The Jews are doing some good work here".
So who threw the spanner in the works?
And who sold them the spanner?

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