The Sereni-Tree and the Second Gala Pageant Winds Down
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, July 27, 2006 02:46
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Originally posted by seryn:
'yes, they were excellent gifts, really well thought out - its just something one of the Yeti said, back when i gave Simonyeti his new rabbit... something about the baby not being on solids yet...'
'I hope they're not thinking these guys are food!'
*undoes a few buttons on her top, and picks up the baby rabbit asleep there*
'they'll get a nasty shock if they do, these guys are highly poisonous.'
'really?'
'well, I think so - no one who tried to eat one has ever survived.'
"I have been meaning to ask about that. If those rabbits breed like crazy, eat lots of food and have no natural predators then aren't they a potential ecological disaster. I mean isn't there a way to practice rabbit birth control? Otherwise they are potentially worse than Tribbles. I don't like to think about it, but if all the other food runs out won't they start nibbling on us in our sleep."
Scorpion Regent
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they do have natural predators, somewhere. I was told about them anyway. Yeti for one apparently.
Esme wont have any more for many years, i'm not sure what the guy who owned them said - he was drunk and his translator was worse, but i got the feeling he was talking decades.
And as for eating us, no, that couldn't happen. the trick is to get them all owners - as long as they are around humans, humans are one of their own. Hence the reason they'll leap to my defence... but let them go feral... yeesh. There was one famous one, lived in a cave somewhere in england... ate a few of Arthurs nights one time. was eventually killed by a bunch of monks and some kind of divine artillery.
But that could just be the drink talking.
But it is imperative that we find all of these guys new owners.*holds up the rabbit, who stretches and fixes one eye on SR, while the other roves off around the room. Seryn giggles then places it back inside her bodice to sleep*
We might have trouble with this one.
Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
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Originally posted by seryn:
Seryn giggles then places it back inside her bodice to sleep*
Don't you think you are spoiling them terribly carrying them around there? They aren't marsupial are they?
Scorpion Regent
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I don't do this for all of them. but I think i've identified the odd one of the litter.
so he's staying with me until his perfect owner shows up.
anyway. Look! children! You go and say hello, properly, shake Souls hand and what have you, and i'm going to explain the finer points of rabbit care to the Yeti.
Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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*JadeHand continues to sip his beverage as the new parents open their gifts, and the new bunnies find new pet humans. He sits quietly beside his friends and looks around at their smiles.*
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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Seryn, Uh sorry to interrupt, but um if one of your little cutesy baby bunnies is willing id be glad to take one on. I know, Frederick would love to have a new play mate.
*continues to drink as well and get slightly drunk
I do believe there was mention of food. Perhaps if we are still standing after the party, JH, we could do the supper thing?
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Soul takes the package from Serenity and unwraps it, opening the box to find...
"Safe!! This is...wow!! Where did you get this?"
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Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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*lmd's ears perk at the mention of food. a low, pitiful sounds emerges from somewhere low, behind the couch:
huuuuuuuunngerrrrr...
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oh why of course - they are all there, go mix and play and see which one you connect with. They tend to choose as much as be chosen - as with cats. but hey.
Any body seen Cozen around?
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*sips his drink*
Well, there's a bit of food here for the party, should keep the alcohol from making us fall down, at least until our supper thing. I'll cook us up something nice in my room. Chinese or Mexican are easiest for me, but if you prefer something else let me know. Of course if we end up getting there and falling down first, we'll just make it breakfast.
Oh and water helps too.
*orders a couple of glasses of water.*
A bunny for Fredrick? really? huh. I wonder if any of the bunnies like rum? Are any of them black? I once had a dream about someone named Black Hair, maybe it was Black Hare instead. *shrugs, drinks*
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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