Faolin's Crew
POSTED BY: johnthetheatrefreak
UPDATED: Friday, June 9, 2006 02:18
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Darren heard Gail's comment to Shanti. He cocked his head toward the merc and said "Really Gail I thought ya only liked the menfolk?"
Gail gave Darren a stone cold look and said "Ya better watch yer mouth greasemonkey or else."
"Or else what ya inbred sack of meat?" Darren replied, getting up from his chair, right hand hovering over his .45.
Gail growled "Or else I'll toss yer pigu out the airlock before ya can pull out that pistol boy."
Darren unfazed by the merc's threat replies "Really? I'd like to see ya try go-se for brains."
The two men stare each other down as the two women watch in fear.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Shanti steps forward. "No, no don't. It's not worth fighting over."
She lays a hand on Darren's arm, soothing it gently from his gun, but her eyes are on Gail. She keeps her voice quiet and servile, "Captain Faolin is in charge of this ship. You want me, you talk to him. He says, I do."
"Shanti, you don't have to hump this piece of..." Darren's voice falls off, as she shakes her head pleadingly.
"Same goes for you, sir." She backs away slowly. "You want me, you talk to the Captain."
She hides her shaking hands behind her apron as she moves back into the kitchen and pulls the bread from the oven, pretending it's the heat of the oven that makes her eyes sting and tear.
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Meanwhile, dirt kissing side: Choo1701 seems to have a problem....
*string of chinese curses* 
ALWAYS SET YOUR ALARM. Momma send to ALWAYS set your alarm. 
Stupid whores and their stupid winter sale prices 
*sign* better send 'em a wave... and another boat to catch...
Quote:
To Captain Freak
.....
em....it was REAVERS who made me late!! and whores. It was whores as well. Yeah, um... Reaver Whores. nasty things. don't believe them.
Anywho. Sorry about missing the last ride, But found myself another crew. There on Dynton Colony time as well. Pays not as good, but i really need to get off this mudbal-
*gunshot*
ep...Gottago.havelotsoffun. BYE!!!!
END TRANSMISSION
"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon
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huh, could have sworn Choo was with us on Persephone. Dang..how'd that happen?
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Captain Faolin walks into the galley and says "What's all the ruckus in here?"
Darren replies still looking at Gail "Nothin' ta worry about Cap'n just a lil' dispute between me and Gail is all. We came ta a peaceful conclussion now haven't we Gail?"
Gail stands down, knowing the Captain would just as soon throw him out the airlock and growls "Yeah we have. We're all good friends now."
Faolin says, not really believing them "Well good can't have my mechanic or my gun for hire going at each other now can we?"
Darren and Gail both say "No sir."
Darren cracks a smile and says "I'll be in the engine room if'n anyone needs me. I'd appreciate it if one of ya ladies would bring me some food when it's ready."
Darren nods to the Captain, Mononoke, and Shanti. He backs out of the galley, turns, and head back to the engine room.
He wipes the sweat off his brow and says to himself "Now that's what I call a close shave."
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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"Shanti I give you express command to shoot any one of my gorram crew who direspects you or your past." The Captain smiled at Shanti. He thought to himself about how he finally made friends out of his pilot and his cook. Made him feel alittle better about losing his first mate...
"Shanti would you like to be the new first mate"
he asked "I saw you coming up with that plan earlier and I trust you"
The look on the faces of Gail, Shanti, adn Monoke showed shock
"Well..."
johnttf
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"Captain...I..." Shanti paused. She's never been in charge of anything more vital than seducing a foreign minister. She knows how to take orders, not give them.
But she also doesn't want to disappoint. The Captain had been nothing but nice to her so far, but that didn't mean it would stay that way. "I don't know much about giving orders, sir."
Shanti saw his face start to fall in disappointment, and squared her shoulders, "Can I still do the cooking?"
He laughed at her, "Yeah. Seein' as how I can't cook for beans."
"Then I'll give it a shot, sir. If you're sure?" She glances at Gail, who has a sour look on his face.
"I'm sure." Hs voice was reassuring, and Shanti managed to smile at him. "You just get dinner on the table and we can talk over your plan."
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You know whats more anoying than Reaver Whores...Cans who think they can draw 
From John's description of your lovely ship near the top, i thought i'd have a go at TRYING to draw it. Here's what i got
Looking forward from the aft: 
Explenation: from the idea of the engine room being under the cockpit, i thought the engines would be at the front as well...then with the front filled, the Cargo Bay would be at the back.
...so...er...what do you think? 
"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon
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mononoke:shanti, were you ever a companion?
*mononoke silently hoped that shati would be decent enough to shoot someone who had just encountered reavers!
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What do I think? I think you aughta quit playing with the Reaver Whores and figure a way to get back onboard 'afore the Love Slave makes a total hash of the chain of command! 
Oh, yah! And I think the ship looks good! Where's our Captain?
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