Male and Female Imponderables, the Third
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, May 18, 2006 01:06
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I have a question: my brothers tell me that a dance to a guy is NEVER JUST a dance.
True? False?
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Originally posted by Dayve:
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best fake orgasm ever on film....
How do you know it was fake
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I recently had a great conversation with my bestest friend of ten years and she, (yes she), told me that her and some of her girlfriends would ask those ponderous questions. you know the ones. I wonder how he is in bed? If big hands and big feet and big ears are the sign then he has to be big. He's such a great guy, why don't you try sleeping with him? But luckily we were better friends than most and we never had sex. We are very close and she is married with two kids, one on the way. P.S. Thanks TRISTAN for the advice last week. The woman in question actually stood me up on Saturday night, but it was so she could spend time with her son. We will have lunch on Friday and that "clarification" of intentions will be addressed.
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Originally posted by Dayve:Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I knew you'd laugh at me!
That's it, I'm confiscating your spring rolls!
Hands off of the spring rolls - (my favorite)...
and i was not laughing at you... i just need to hang out at Win Hing a little more...
Sorry, men are overshadowed when there's Chinese food around!!
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Oh, and the fake orgasm thing... I have to give it up to Meg Ryan, in the movie - When Sally met ...somebody Harry? Larry... i don't remember (i know guys shouldn't be watching chick-flicks, but that was hi-larious)...best fake orgasm ever on film....
A little random info for any Buffy fans out there, Alison Hannigan apparently played that part when the stage version came to the West End. Sadly I missed it! I would have paid good money to see that!
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So on the issue of fake orgasms I've only ever done it twice. Once because well they were trying so hard and after a couple of hours I had to take pity on the poor soul. Second because I got board but they were also trying so damn hard and well......I was getting a little sore.
An I carried such a torch
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a couple of HOURS?
*FMF faints dead away at the knowledge that it should at least take more than the 1 minute 35 seconds she is used to*
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I have to disagree with them. A dance can sometimes just be a dance. Don't get me wrong, there are times when a dance can be some pretty serious foreplay, and boy-howdy are those kind of dances fun! As a male, I look at a dance as a chance to get to know someone a little better, get the chance to smile at them from a close distance, and hopefully charm them a bit . I do not look at a dance as a chance for some groping or drooling.
Am I alone in this?
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Sorry darlin but yeah some people do spend more than 1min 35sec having sex. I can't go all that long very often because well ummmmm sometimes I just get board. And I'm sure as a female you've had the very unpleasent experience of getting sore in you're special spot.
An I carried such a torch
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Originally posted by copilot:
So on the issue of fake orgasms I've only ever done it twice. Once because well they were trying so hard and after a couple of hours I had to take pity on the poor soul. Second because I got board but they were also trying so damn hard and well......I was getting a little sore.
An I carried such a torch
Ah! I've done it a few more times than that. Does this make me a bad person? I just get bored so easily! It's not that I can't relax and enjoy myself, just usually not twice in a row and with a bloke that manfully refuses to give up when you just want to go to sleep ... you can see where I'm going with this. Am I being a coward? How would you men like a woman to behave in these circumstances?
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a quick introduction may be in order - although it's my first post on this thread, I've been following the male and female imponderables ever since part deux got started, and with great interest! i love what you all are talking about here. EmmaRigby - i also have to 'fess up to faking it more than just a couple of times. i honestly can't even remember the first time it happened, i think it probably started as "over-acting", just to reassure him a little you know? from there... it's a slippery slope. and i agree with you - i do enjoy myself (quite a bit usually 
) but sometimes it just doesn't need to go on all night, and sometimes i know no matter how hard he tries, i just don't have another *O* in me!
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