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POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 4, 2006 18:51
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*tosses swords in the air and draws his .44 magnum, 5 shots ring out and all the monkeys lay dead or dying, reholsters his magnum just in time to pluck his swords out of the air*
what's the matter, To cowardly to face me yourself?
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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No, but why do I need too, I have the Imperial Random Army and the Imperial Monkey Guard at my beck and call.
Besides the fifty other Monkeys aint happy about the corpses you made of their mates.
*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*
Monkey blood *the monkeys realizing that they can't win run away screaming*
I can't be defeated by your lackeys *laughs* just ask them. Now are you going to be a man about this or am I going to have to come up there myself?
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Bloody Monkeys. YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.
I'll try the Air Force. Fly My Pretties, Fly!!
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*
Oh Gosi. I go to all the trouble of grafting wings on to you snivelling wretches and this is how you repay me. Well if you want something doing.
*As if defeating gravity and all known laws of physics Citizen spins to the floor executing a perfect step in side kick he knocks Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown through one of the Threads supporting posts.*
It's on like Donkey Kong Beeaatch!
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*stands up, his clothes are shredded revealing his speed enhancing suit of reactive armor,
sets his jaw * guess I shouldn't have underestimated you *draws from a shoulder holster that was hidden under his outfit an MP7 submachinegun modified with a grenade launcher*
trick or treat
EDIT: if you want to know what my weapon looks like then see half-life 2's SMG
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A gun, pfft
*as Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown fires his weapon Citizen raises his hand*
No
*Nothing happens. Citizen dodges the bullets of the first burst.*
Oh yeah, this isn't the Matrix.
*Citizen pulls a sonic mine from his pocket*
Bring it on!
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a sonic mine? *laughs incredulously* you think I wouldn't have my special custom armor soundproofed? *laughs some more then shoots the sonic mine still in citizens hand*BOOM *the shockwave can be felt all throughout the thread*
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*takes the time to reload his guns*
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The shockwaves are in fact Citizen activating the Sonic mine. The sound waves hold the Bullets, as if encased in treacle, in mid-air.
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aww crap*drops his guns and draws his swords* fine then, lets do this the old fasioned way
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