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POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 4, 2006 18:51
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Right.
*Citizen pulls a large thermo-nuclear device from his jacket.*
Play nice or the universe gets it.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I'm not popeye the sailor man, I'm popping AND sailing man.
Oh. In that case say, "Hi", to Milhouse then.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de
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* rushes citizen and cleanly runs him through then exctracts his sword takes the thermo-nuclear device and quickly disarms it*
citizen: *gasp* why can't I regenerate?
Guy: because I treated my swords with a special oil that halts any and all cellular regeneration
*citizen finally dies and his body quickly turns to dust which the wind blows away*
finally it's over once and for all *smiles*
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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*Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown leaves the nuclear device tucked under his arm. Citizen sits down at the table.*
"Well I like playing with them, but mortals do keep interrupting my tea."
*He takes a sip of tea while hitting a big red button sporting the words "DO NOT PRESS. EVER. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. I WARNED YOU. FINE, DONT LISTEN TO ME. PRESS IT, GO ON, SEE IF I CARE!" In the distance is a blinding light, followed by a rush of wind. The thread shakes but is far enough from the blast to be unaffected.*
"Tea anyone?"
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oh well *transferres himself into a new clone body*
that me was getting slow anyway
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Honk! Honk! Honk! Thread alert!
Randomization breached! Randomization breached! Restore immediately or enter escape pods!
*the bun reads the thread, blanched teeth shining like River's in the adoring Josslight of the Maidenhead, eyes reflecting the screen as the borders quiver like a 7.7 shaker while the letters take on an alarming hue, and cry eheu, eheu...*
Glass case, bright light, pin through the thorax WHUMPF!
Spinning, spinning farther away, and down if there were a down.
Downy feathers whirling.
Honk! Honk! Honk! Alarm over. Randomization restored. Return to previous stations or an activity of your choice. Headache medication available in sick bay.
Mocking monkeys pant.
bun
-- bastards hijacked my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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Wibble and worletzers of the great narfungle bat prude!
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well I'm back agian and I have a new toy *holds up a small red and blue device*
this device will de-randomize the thread
*presses a button*
EXECUTE: DE-RANDOMIZATION!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Glim fleg sa nicklum blodig frot,
Ti nadgy plem bo trensig praht.
bun
-- the usual --
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yay no more random wierdness hahaha BURMA!
One Day.
One Mission
One Army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, We Aim To Misbehave.
www.SerenityJune23rd.com
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