Thirteenth floor: hidey triskaidekaphobia is nice.
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UPDATED: Saturday, March 11, 2006 13:47
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Fine. I'll drop the 90210. Although I personally thought it was funny as hell.
You claim you think my story sounds heroic but I neglected to add the one detail that always turns it into the running joke of my life.
The woman stabbed me in my forehead with a butterknife. Not a bowie knife, not a sword from "The Highlander" movie, not even a switchblade or a razorblade.
Yours truly got pegged with a butterknife of all things. And I have a 1" scar dead-center in my forehead to remind me everyday. I suppose it actually gives me some character, but people always ask me how I got it.
Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.
Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."
Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."
me....
"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."
Very heroic.
XG
No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.
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i found the 90210 amusing as well...
:o
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Originally posted by LightMeDark:
i found the 90210 amusing as well...
:o
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*sigh*
What is this? Pick on River day?
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Originally posted by XeroGravity:
Fine. I'll drop the 90210. Although I personally thought it was funny as hell.
You claim you think my story sounds heroic but I neglected to add the one detail that always turns it into the running joke of my life.
The woman stabbed me in my forehead with a butterknife. Not a bowie knife, not a sword from "The Highlander" movie, not even a switchblade or a razorblade.
Yours truly got pegged with a butterknife of all things. And I have a 1" scar dead-center in my forehead to remind me everyday. I suppose it actually gives me some character, but people always ask me how I got it.
Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.
Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."
Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."
me....
"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."
Very heroic.
XG
No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.
LOL!!!!
You are so funny! I think I like swapping stories with you! You make me laugh which is a rare thing!
LOL!!! a butter knife!
River
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no, it's not pick on river day...i just thought it was funny because you have all those numbers behind your name. i would have been amused at anyone90210, lol
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Lightmedark might be amused, but I sure as hell ain't.
River90210 (ya I renegged on my pledge about the #s... u r 90210).
I have a 6th sense about you. Somethin ain't quite right.
I'm just not trustin you darlin.
Methinks the lady is too easily amused. Methinks she needs to get her ass to a nunnery (Hamlet is my god of doubt)...
Here...
There's my pic.
If this will satisfy you, albeit it won't cure me of my doubts about you (I think you're a sneaky witch and manipulator)... this is a pic of me: you can clearly see the attempted butterknife labotomy scar. And no, I'm not a natural blonde... it was purely an attempt to get laid... I'm naturally bruntette.
And I'm back to brunette with longer hair since this photo. But back to you...
Here's what I learned:
(1) blondes don't have more fun. It's a myth.
and
(2) My IQ dropped instantaneously by 25 points when I dyed... Unleash the blonde jokes ad nauseum cuz blonde truly = dumbness.
XG
No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.
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By Xero - Imagine sitting around with your buddies comparing notes on scars.
Buddy #1: "I got my scars in combat carrying a wounded man on my shoulders through heavy machine gun fire and mortar shrapnel. My training and courage saved me."
Buddy #2: "I got my scars when I killed a 21 foot hammerhead shark with a boot-knife while wreck diving for Spanish dubloons. My trusty blade saved me."
me....
"A woman stabbed me in the forehead with a butterknife on the side of some highway. My thick skull saved me."
Very heroic.
A scar is a scar is a scar!
And you know that a load of sitting round comparing them is just one step short of getting the ruler out at frat parties (or the photocopier for the technologically advanced ones)
I got my most prominent scar (my top lip) by falling off a gate and used my face as a break (as you may be wondering, yes I was blonde as a kid) funny story, i'll tell you sometime.
So, yeah, by that same token, a knife is a knife.
Why am I attempting to soothe your whole ego thing? You annoy the hell out of me! (but you also amuse me greatly, thank you dear)
I'm gonna bugger off now.
River -the 90210 thing doesn't amuse me either, must be a hormonal thing...
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Originally posted by XeroGravity:
Lightmedark might be amused, but I sure as hell ain't.
River90210 (ya I renegged on my pledge about the #s... u r 90210).
I have a 6th sense about you. Somethin ain't quite right.
I'm just not trustin you darlin.
Methinks the lady is too easily amused. Methinks she needs to get her ass to a nunnery (Hamlet is my god of doubt)...
There's my pic.
If this will satisfy you, albeit it won't cure me of my doubts about you (I think you're a sneaky witch and manipulator)... this is a pic of me: you can clearly see the attempted butterknife labotomy scar. And no, I'm not a natural blonde... it was purely an attempt to get laid... I'm naturally bruntette.
And I'm back to brunette with longer hair since this photo. But back to you...
Here's what I learned:
(1) blondes don't have more fun. It's a myth.
and
(2) My IQ dropped instantaneously by 25 points when I dyed... Unleash the blonde jokes ad nauseum cuz blonde truly = dumbness.
XG
No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.
*yawn* I'm tired.
Why do you think I belong in a nunnery, and how am I being a witch and a manipulator? Do you feel manipulated by me? I had no idea that I was manipulating you. And also, why do you persist in calling me River90210, I thought you said you were gonna stop that? Just curious. I'm really tired right now, but I thought I would respond to your meaness only because I hate going to sleep knowing that you got the last word.
River
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[sees sign reading ELEVATOR]
oh, there it is!!! Now where the hell is the bathroom!
Gelassenheit means Serenity
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River90210:
Actually I don't think any of that. Just wanted to rattle your cage and put you back in a fighting mood. Although I'm sure if you had both a motive and the means to manipulate me, you certainly would (you are a female after all, it's in your nature).
Go get some coffee and come back swinging...
XG
PS ~ I updated my photo.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
Dr. Frank. N. Furter
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