Loafers Nook - X marks the spot -The First Pirate Invasion

POSTED BY: seryn
UPDATED: Friday, January 13, 2006 23:19
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SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 9:12 AM

Quote:

*Plunders booty*

I know exactly what he means but on so many levels, especially the Beyonce one, thats just wrong

Oo, where was I? ah, yes...

Ha! you're welcome t' th' rum soaked braggart.

*sniff*

we be robbin' a bungalow be we? I get all t' booty on t' ground floor, you get all t' other floors, that sound like a bargain?

As for crew, hmmmmm, who shall I have? ah! th' absent but level headed SR, for he surely will be able t' steer me ship through any trouble, him not bein' much o' a drinker. Mai, from t' eight floor cabinet, 'cause crazy people make me look good, and if she wasn't crazy when she entered t' cabinet o' doom, she will be when she gets out.

And enterin' t' realm o' total fantasy, i'll have BDH Nathan, 'cause every Cap'n needs a pasti....

*cough*

Ship needs a reliable cabin lad.

And I make a generous gift o' Adam, attractive, and practical t' have onboard

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

CITIZEN

Friday, January 6, 2006 10:16 AM

tis good ta 'ave to fine, if mighty fright'n piretesses fight'n oer' me fight'n skills, say's I.

Arrr, we need dubloons, I say we board a thread 'un rob 'er!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 1:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:

we be robbin' a bungalow be we? I get all t' booty on t' ground floor, you get all t' other floors, that sound like a bargain?

Nice try, Nell, but I didn't become th' most feared piratess in 6 o' th' 7 seas by bein' stupid!

Also, Geedunk Rose looks alot like this:

http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=051201

(don't read, Morty, there may be spoilers!)

Mad Morty, crazy as he is, has had a bloody good idea! Let us attack t'other threads!! Arrrrr!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 1:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Yarmez the Yearning Yobo of Yore be lookin' f'r a crew t' serve

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http://www.xffx.net/blog <-inching towards daylight

Yer already on me crew, you and Black Jack Rackham.

Though if he don't be removin' his hand from my booty I'll be takin' away his rum priviledges.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 1:53 PM

come on, y'canna blame a lass...

(very sexy, but don't you find fish net tights just a little impractical when swingin around in the riggin?)

so what d' ye be plannin'?

Spontaneous hit and runs? or mass invasion of the random kind?

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

SCORPIONREGENT

Friday, January 6, 2006 1:53 PM

Playing a pira..., sailor in the SCA has me prepared for this turn of events. The captn. of another ship said it really well:

"We're not pirates, we're pre-emptive nautical salvage experts. It's a lot easier to salvage a ship before it's wrecked."

Well if we are chosin' up crews I am willin' to enterntain any offers for my services. I would like to apply for the position of quartermaster. The job description can be found on the link below.

My name be Tadgh Mac Murchada in the SCA. I figure thats good enough for here. Yes, that means I'm not a gentleman, I'm a Irishman. Of course if you have trouble pronouncing Gaelic you can call me Fredbeard.

I can tie knots, I can navigate (poorly). I can strike a flame with flint and steel. I can make rum drinks. I have my own cutlass, dagger, boarding axe, spyglass, seachest, compass, and astrolabe.

Mark my words all our fates be sealed if ever the crown catch us sailing under a black flag.

So we must arm ourselves to the teeth and a take all we can for the life of a pirate is not for the meek or the mild. Let us find freedom aboard a our home on the sea. May our holds be filled to bursting wth plunder and the rum flow like water. May every able hand have booty in abundance.

http://www.geocities.com/quartermastersunion/

All singin' of shanties is to be in the key of ARRRR!

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 2:02 PM

Stop with t' gassin' and get t' th' wheel, yer on me crew now,

start honin' thos navigation skills we've threads t' invade!

And jeeze, we're raiding them, not occupying...

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 2:28 PM

Nell: I be wearin' my thigh high boots when I need to be doin' any serious fightin'.

I be thinkin' we hit and run. We be too few in numbers to be invadin' just yet.

Now, where shall we be headin' first?

And Fredbeard: They be easier to search when they're dead!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 2:33 PM

wow, is it getting warm in here?

Guys, stop with the drooling! you'll drown us all.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 2:34 PM

What say you to invadin' the "What do you do in real life" thread? That be a thread that needs some piratin'!!

Here be my plan, what do ye say?

We rush in, guns and blades a'blazin'. Take 'em by surprise. Then we take 'em for all they have and be gone before they can sound th' alarm.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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