Loafers Nook - X marks the spot -The First Pirate Invasion

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UPDATED: Friday, January 13, 2006 23:19
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SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:12 AM

Ha ha, aaarrggh! caus I couldn't resist....

Hallo, MY name is Voudoo Nell, and I'm a pirate

Rum! bring me rum!

ok, first off, have fun!

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
random name generator.

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
pirate personality name generator

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/capn.html
personality test

And for those hell bent on correct pronuciation -

http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl
pirate speak translator!

And before any one says anything, I nabbed Cap'n, of my ship anyway...

The Cap'n
Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie's Angels without so much "Charlie" and decidedly light on the "Angel." Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone - Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification - to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

scared yet?

And so you should be! Rum I say, and lots of lubberly treasure...

I reckons i'm gonna enjoy this...

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

LIGHTMEDARK

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:14 AM

/me is scared

Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr-mez

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http://www.xffx.net/blog <-inching towards daylight

CITIZEN

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:17 AM

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The" target="_BLANK">http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:20 AM

did you notice thethird answer to question 9?

*gasp!* *shock!* hee hee...

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

CITIZEN

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:33 AM

tis fun, says I

Or me name be not Mad Morty Flint arrr

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:36 AM

Arr! What is this? We all know I be Captain!

This is mutiny, this is!

Unless Voudoo Nell has her own ship, in which case, she can either join with me (which would make me a Commodore-oh, I like the sound of that) or, she can perish at the point of me blade.

And Crude B. Logan be on MY crew.

(See, I told you not to let the inner piratess out. She's murderous and selfish and little bit slutty. Rather like EvilSerenityClone. Hmm...)

Okay. I can play nicely. Really I can.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SERYN

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:42 AM

If you feel that the evilness and sluttliness is gettig to much for you think

'muppets... muppets... manah... mnah.. do dooo do do do...'

all will be, well muppet shaped anarchy, but bloody good fun.

Aye, I have me own ship, we shall be beautys, split t' booty, say, 60/40?

oh, ok, I had t' try... 50/50 but I want crew! dibs on Mad Morty.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, January 6, 2006 12:57 AM

Mad Morty's me first mate!

Well, you can have him, then. But I get JadeHand, when he catchs up to us. There be a pirate that can hold his rum!

Aye we'll split all treasure and plunder 50/50, but if I catch ye skimmin' off the top, I'll be splittin you! (Had to be said, don't you know?)

We shall be the most feared piratesses in all the spanish main! Men will become boys at the sound of our names!

Oh, and is it bad that on that one quiz, I kept checking Muppets: Kermit is sexy..mmmmmmmm?

Now, would you like to be comin' with us to attack the Baron Brainless's Barados Bungalow? There be treasure there.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

LIGHTMEDARK

Friday, January 6, 2006 1:22 AM

Yarmez the Yearning Yobo of Yore be lookin' f'r a crew t' serve

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JADEHAND

Friday, January 6, 2006 3:03 AM

Quote:
Black Jack Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas,
you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name,
since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest
sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

*Stumbles on to the deck*
*Shifts eyepatch from from right eye to left eye*
Arrrrrrrrrr. I was just um... holding my rum.
I'm up for plundering some booty! Ayyyyyyyyyyy.
ohhh..RUM!

*Plunders booty*

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

Edit: new test: Your pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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