Just for fun...
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Sunday, December 11, 2005 23:58
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"1) Don't be where the fist or object headed your way ends up."
Run like hell? I can do that!
"2) Never stop moving."
And keep going until you're over the horizon. I can do that too!
"3) Be like water."
Does pissing in fear count?
"4) Move with your opponant, not against; seek harmony in motion."
Or, perhaps we can hoist a few.
"5) Never hit your opponant with your hands and feet when a wall or floor will do the trick."
And if I drink him under the table, then my problems are all solved!
"You are ready, Grasshopper, go kick ass!"
YOU BET!! 
Sensei, I think I need more time. 
In all seriousness, martial arts would prolly be a good idea.
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Signym,
Don't you mean
> ") Move with your opponent, not against; seek harmony in motion."
We run away together.
and Chris,
Opponent, still spelled with an 'e'.
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
5) Never hit your opponant with your hands...
"But Sometimes it's hilarious"
Tie-kwan-leap "Boot to the head" - The Frantics
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FOX Execs...
dc4bs 
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Nyah Nah....People talking in movie shows...Give them a boot to the head!
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Oh, come on.
When Hero, Auraptor, and I last talked with our controller, he had decided to cancel our contract for FFF RWED because there was no point in providing logical responses to the routine doctrinaire left-wing drivel we got here. Boooooring - and pointless. We decided to hang around and harrass y'all just for the fun of it.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Quote:Thank you, my (spelling) Master.
Originally posted by dreamtrove:
and Chris,
Opponent, still spelled with an 'e'.
Chrisisall
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrisisall:
3) Be like water.
If water is in the glass, it becomes the glass.
If water is in the kettle, it becomes the kettle.
Water can be soft and water can be strong.
Be like the water.
Or use a big stick.
A really big stick. (I prefer a Bokum my-own-self).
You must be careful though.
There's always someone with a bigger stick.
I hear the American military has a stick big enough to wipe entire nations of the map.
(excerpt from the teachings of Chee-ting Grand Master Po king)
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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Citizen,
lol.
Actually, I think that the US is proving right now in Iraq that it is totally incapable of wiping a country off the face of the Earth.
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As Grand Master Po King would say:
When one's mind is missing one's stick is just a bit of wood.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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