Just for fun...
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Sunday, December 11, 2005 23:58
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I called up the CIA (yeah, you can actually talk to CIA guys on the phone- after the endless 'press 1 if..' crap) and asked to talk to a computer sweeps specialist. They hooked me up to a guy that told me the FFF RWED is the sixth MOST red-flagged website!!! He said the discussions 'hot worded' their program every single day, and that LynchAJ and Hero were their most watched individuals, since they're obviously Al-Queda spys posing as pro-Bushers. "It's just too much, nobody's THAT gullable." were his exact words.
Chrisisall
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pmsl! Brilliant!
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I called up the CIA...He said the discussions 'hot worded' their program every single day, and that LynchAJ and Hero were their most watched individuals
Again, it was a LITTLE funny. But I'm sure you hear all the time about how little it is. So I'll just look away and pretend not to have noticed and you can pretend we were all laughing at your..."little joke".
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BWAHHHhahahahah, I got ya!!!
I can feel it in yer post Chrisisall
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Heh heh.
Although I have to say that given current American polls where 36% of Americans still trust Bush, the CIA probably have their work cut out if they're to track all those who claim to believe neoconservative policy.
Mind you, speaking of things being 'little', I've always thought that for certain types of men, backing violent, xenophobic, destructive policies against the world was an important psychological crutch.
And I emphasise the word 'important'.
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Quote:I learned martial arts to satisfy the control freak in me.
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I've always thought that for certain types of men, backing violent, xenophobic, destructive policies against the world was an important psychological crutch.
Thinking back on it, it would have been easier to let the schoolkids bully me, and not learn how to fight. Then I could have all these lifelong resentments that I could sublimate through cheering my leaders on in their quest for world pacification...
But that would have been the easy way...
Chrisisall, skulling-out too much
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
After reading your post, I had the urge to type in a bunch of words that really WOULD flag the CIA!! But having been there and done that, discretion got the better of my mischief-making spirit. In other words, I chickened out.
Say, can you teach me martial arts???
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Please don't think they give a shit.
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Uh, sure.
1) Don't be where the fist or object headed your way ends up.
2) Never stop moving.
3) Be like water.
4) Move with your opponant, not against; seek harmony in motion.
5) Never hit your opponant with your hands and feet when a wall or floor will do the trick.
You are ready, Grasshopper, go kick ass!
Master Poisall
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Quote:What if he’s leading you in to an ambush?
Originally posted by chrisisall:
4) Move with your opponant...
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Hehe, martial arts.
I grew up with a brat who lived across the street from me. Horrible litle kid. I couldn't stand him. Noone else could either.
He was bright, but not enough to skip a grade on smarts alone. They skipped him a grade cause he got in so many fights. Figured he wouldn't fight so much if he was sourounded by larger kids... Duh!
He got in MORE fights. "I skiped a grade cause I'm smarter than you are. Nyah, nyah..." kind of stuff.
His parents put him into Karate classes. The school was worried the fights would get worse but instead, he became one of the nicest people I know. The self disciplin and respect for others he learned during the process of learning karate made all the difference. He eventualy became some degree blackbelt (4th/5th? - I don't know much about Karate) but I never heard of him getting in a fight with anyone, ever again...
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