The Sereni-TREE among dandelions
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, August 20, 2005 06:05
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*pifflepony drools over multiplying fishies*
"BAD PONY! Go eat the grass!"
*Piffle goes over to Fishie to apologize for her ponies bad behavior*
Hey! My Ponies multiply too!
I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!
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'Well, I'm pretty confident of my power now.' Jazaf says with his hands at his sides.
Before him is a small statue that he created from the remaining three rods.
The statue resembles two fighters with blades locked in a stand-off. One character has a bright look on his face while the other has darker features.
As Jazaf looks at his creation his smile of satisfaction fades. For some odd reason the dark fighter is slowly moving it's blade down the edge of the kinder looking one. Eventually, the dark one's blade travels past the other sword completly and enters the chest of the other combatant.
'No...' Jazaf's face pales and he lunges forward, focusing his energy into his hands. He strikes at the darker fighter and the heat Jazaf's energy creates instantly melts that side of the statue.
'What the...' Jazaf looks at the statue again and finds the cheerful fighter unscathed.
'I think I need a moment to think about this.'
Jazaf walks into the Sereni-TREE obviously shaken by what he saw.
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Newest Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
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TheRealMe to Bluefishie: Oh, hi, Bluefishie. Hey, we're almost done.
TheRealMe to Kaylee-clone: How about now?
Kaylee-clone, agonizing: Uh, I think I got it, now…
TheRealMe: Quite a lot of water pressure can build up in a column that high.
Kaylee-clone: Yep. You were right. That’s it, though. I fixed the last leak just now. I promise.
* TheRealMe smiles, and gestures toward the top of the column. A point of light appears inside the transparent column, and expands into a small dimensional portal. Water comes gushing out and begins to fill it. *
TheRealMe: We’ll see. We’ll see. I set the other end of that portal in some Siberian lake.
* The column fills full of water and TheRealMe shuts down the portal. *
Kaylee-clone, beaming: Looks like we got it!
* TheRealMe examines the water-filled column two meters wide and over ten high. *
TheRealMe turning back to Bluefishie: Can you imagine that filled with blue fishies? It will look gorgeous! Well, it's all yours!
TheRealMe: Huh! Now what are we going to do about all the piffleponies?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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* TheRealMe opens a dimensional portal in the Sereni-Tree’s kitchen. Next to it, he opens another. TheRealMe, Sparky, Bride3, Bride5, and Bride6 are ready with carts. One by one they enter one portal and after a short time emerge from the other, wheeling cartfuls of food and other supplies. It takes the better part of an hour to fill the pantry and the attached walk-in refrigerator and freezer. TheRealMe allows his portals to collapse and wipes his brow. *
Whew! Okay, next we start filling the cargo bays. It’s a good thing that I found that alternate reality where money really DOES grow on trees.
* TheRealMe looks about the kitchen. *
Say, do we have a ship’s cook, yet? I mean, Bride7 COULD do the job. She’s an excellent cook! But she’s a little too… uh…. cannibalistic for my taste. Trey?
* Bride3 shakes her head. It seems that the bar is enough for her. *
I guess we can ask the rest of the crew….
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*dumps the now four blue fishies into the tank*
Hope they don't multiply too much...don't really need a ship full of fishies now do we!
If everyone took and eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth, there'd be a bunch of blind and starving people walking around...
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Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:
Okay, so we know the layout of the ship. Have we had a summarization of all the threads yet? That's what I'm interested in reading. I think it would make a WONDERFUL novel.
Mal-licious
* TheRealMe bows deeply. *
Mistress! You have returned!
Sadly, I have failed you. I do not have the summary ready. Incidents IRL have intervened. However, I never intended more than a paragraph or two for each thread.
I await your just punishment.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
...TheRealMe: Huh! Now what are we going to do about all the piffleponies?.....* TheRealMe opens a dimensional portal in the Sereni-Tree’s kitchen.*...
If wishes were piffleponies...
Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
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hey, Hey, HEY! HEY! Step away from my ponies!!!
They may be ponies but they are trained to attack remember? 
I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!
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Piffle-can I take a ride on one of your piffleponies?
"You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment."-Nicholas Nickleby
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:
Okay, so we know the layout of the ship. Have we had a summarization of all the threads yet? That's what I'm interested in reading. I think it would make a WONDERFUL novel.
Mal-licious
* TheRealMe bows deeply. *
Mistress! You have returned!
Sadly, I have failed you. I do not have the summary ready. Incidents IRL have intervened. However, I never intended more than a paragraph or two for each thread.
I await your just punishment.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
WHAT!? TheRealMe has a RealLife? Preposterous. Why, I've never heard of such balderdash.
Oh, well, I'm sure you'll get a round tuit eventually.
Mal-licious
"Let's go be bad guys."
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