The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 23:44
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* TheRealMe walks into the Common Room from the West Wing door. *
Greetings, everyone!
* Behind him follow The Ebo Golem and a newly repaired Sparky, together carrying a huge circular chandelier. From his pocket, TheRealMe pulls a handful of butterfly thrusters and affixes them to the chandelier. *
These are the last few butterfly thrusters that were not burned out by TheGreyJedi. I’ve been trying to get these to breed, but I guess we can use them now for such a good cause.
* TheRealMe claps and whistles, and the chandelier begins to float upward. TheRealMe grabs the rim of the structure and gives it a good spin. It rises above the Common Room, slowly rotating. *
There!
Now, for an update to TheRealMe’s Guided Tour of the Sereni-Tree:
In the “Real Crew” section, change Rat to be Acquisitions Officer.
In the “Real Crew” section, add CallMeSerenity, who is the sister of CallMeAth and who likes geeky movies (bless her!). She was apparently teaching the inhabitants of Rukus new farming techniques.
In the “Servants and Pets” delete Black Jack Silver (right, Cozen? BJS is gone?) and add Molly, a parrot cloned from BJS.
To the Common Room add the anti-gravity chandelier.
To the Main Cargo Bay add CallMeSerenity’s hydroponic garden.
When enough changes accumulate, I’ll re-post it.
EDIT: CallMeSerenity almost certainly came aboard from Black Diamond, not Rukus.
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Oh, right! I almost forgot.
* TheRealMe claps twice and the floating, spinning chandelier brightens with numerous lights. *
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Ooops! My mistake.
CallMeSerenity almost certainly came aboard from the ski resort world of Black Diamond (home of the Yeti and Windmill Giants), rather than the beach resort world of Rukus (which was populated only by Cozen love-clones of our BDHs).
Unless it so happens that she is a Cozen love-clone. 
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*Hands a mop to Jake7.*
Help me with the cleanup? Then maybe I figure we can put in a requisition all proper-like for a few tons of grapes. Haul 'em down to Engineering and brew 'em up into some nice wine just in time for the upcoming party. No worries, pretend physics will help out with the timeline.
Maybe Jet could help with that?
*Takes back mop.*
*Reaches into his shirt, coincidentally producing PsychicRiver's knitting needles. (And y'all wondered where they'd been, eh)?*
Y'know, with just a little ingenuity...
*Removes mop heads.*
...and tomato dye, we can work these into mighty fine Jayne hats.
***
Decency: an odd concept.
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* TheRealMe continues to ponder... *
Of course, we DID pick up Needleseye from Rukus, and SHE wasn't a love-clone of our BDHs. But neither was she quite human, either...
Hmmmm...
Most probably, Needleseye was part of the native life on Rukus. Unless Cozen gene-gineered her for some specific purpose (like eating guests).
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe continues to ponder... *
Hmmmm...
Most probably, Needleseye was part of the native life on Rukus. Unless Cozen gene-gineered her for some specific purpose (like eating guests).
Ahem: To the best of my knowledge, Needleseye is very much her own entity. And, might I add, simply a lovely person/creature. The flower creating ability is a terrific bonus. And it's not her fault she arises from a culture that considers humans fair game when dinnertime comes around.
(Might I further add: I'm spare ribs, all gristly, hardly worth the effort to chase down. Now, consider TheRealMe: there's meat on them bones!)
Same goes for Serenity, btw. "Cept maybe without the scales and dietary choices. (Yummy! Fruit salad! Thank you!)
Nope. For the limited time I was able to make planets and such, I held to cloning nice folk like Kaylee and River and Simon.
Well, and Jayne, who at least has made MG happy.
And the parrot, who at least was useful. Well, sometimes. Useful to me.
Well, okay, the yeti. Those took a little tweaking by TWG, but they turned out alright. Decent sorts, for yeti, ya gotta admit.
Oh. Okay, the ants. Yeah, well, so I was a little miffed at Rat for... for something, I'm sure it was his fault. It's always Ratboy's fault, isn't it? (Hint: if Mal-l says so, so it is).
*Runs out of rant.*
Say, Jake7, if we can't find Jet, you think you could do the inter-engine fermentation thing? Cuz, knowing me, if I messes with that, I'd blows it up.
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*After a complicated maneuver by Rat, Ath snaps off a round of SPAM, blasting the missile into space dust.*
"See, MG and TWG? I told you Serenity was evil. I'm out here risking my neck to bring food for everyone, and all she cares about are fruit salad and a floating chandelier." (correct spelling; I checked)
*winces at a near miss*
"Oh, Serenity, save me some green peppers, would you?"
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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*Mai wonders down the hall to the newly aquired greenhouse*
Hey. This is a really great set up Serenity! Which produce did you plant here? Where ever did you... Serenity? Are you in here?
*Realizes she is talking to herself and walks around to the other door*
Oh there you are! What are you doin' down there on the floor and why are you, Cozen, and our sweet baby Molly covered in fruit juice and guts?
COZEN!!!!!!!!!
You got some explainin' to do or it's back to the brig!
Serenity, Sorry he's made such a mess of your lovely garden. Here let me show you something really cool.
*Flicks switch on mop handle, which beeps several times, turns in small circles (accidentally smacking Cozen upside the head with the moppy part) and begins cleaning up the mess all on it's own*
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
I'm out here.
Right then, lets go!
*Rat punches the newly installed FTL drive and the General materializes back aboard SereniTree.*
Sometimes you get bored with a plot, and you just want to put it out of it's misery! So, Princess Bride huh? You know there once was a time when I could quote the all the lines up until just after the Fire Swamp.
Hey CMS, when Princess Bride is over, lets watch ImEarly's( http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?u=8733 ) two fan vids Call Me and Serenity.
By the way, the next person that tries to access the new greenhouse, will find a large impenetrable lock and some tape that reads: Closed by order of the department of Acquisitions! The contents of that room are far too valuable to be just be consumed like that!!!
"Trust is the biggest liability of all"
Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Ooops! My mistake.
CallMeSerenity almost certainly came aboard from the ski resort world of Black Diamond (home of the Yeti and Windmill Giants), rather than the beach resort world of Rukus (which was populated only by Cozen love-clones of our BDHs).
Unless it so happens that she is a Cozen love-clone.
B]
That would be a no.
"He looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
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